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Joke Don't Mess With Old People

Don't Mess With Old People The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, “Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I’m not sure the IRS...

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Last post Apr 29, 2024 by Skipton

Joke Encyclopedia

Encyclopedia My wife was out shopping, there was a knock at the door, Knock! Knock! I opened the door and there was a delivery driver, with a huge box, on a trolley. I said “what is that mate?” He replied, “a complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica Sir!” I said “you must have the wrong house mate! He said “No this correct address Sir, why...

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Last post Apr 29, 2024 by SirExton

Joke Just As Well!

Just As Well! I went to the off license on my bicycle to buy some whiskey. I put the bottle in the basket at the front of the bicycle then thought, if I fall off on the way home I might break the bottle, so I drunk it all. Just as well because I fell off 7 times on the way home.

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Last post Apr 29, 2024 by Skipton

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Joke It has finally happened..

It has finally happened..

mick.idgaf
Apr 29, 2024

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Last post Apr 29, 2024 by mick.idgaf

Riddle Riddle Masters 27.03.2024

Riddle Masters 27.03.2024 Happy Wednesday, riddle masters! ;) Are you ready for your second riddle of the week? Here it goes: I can bring tears to your eyes and resurrect the dead. I make you smile and reverse time. I form in an instant but last a lifetime. What am I? Do you know the answer? Post it in the comments below! As always, our...

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Last post Apr 29, 2024 by Emma Campbell

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Last post Apr 29, 2024 by mOiOz

MONA LISA DIVORCE

MONA LISA DIVORCE

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Last post Apr 29, 2024 by mOiOz

Joke #The case of the attacking couch

#The case of the attacking couch

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Last post Apr 29, 2024 by Littleboy8

Punny Laughing stock.......cattle with a sense of humour

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Last post Apr 29, 2024 by Littleboy8

SUNNY, RAIN OR SNOWING

SUNNY, RAIN OR SNOWING

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Last post Apr 29, 2024 by mOiOz

Joke Boomer Triggers Gen-Z Snowflakes | Brad Upton

Boomer Triggers Gen-Z Snowflakes | Brad Upton Looking for a laugh? Fancy hearing a humorous take on generational differences? Settle in and enjoy Brad Upton's laugh-out-loud comedy special. Better yet, get your grandkids involved because this special is suitable for the whole family but you might need to explain some of the jokes. ;)

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Last post Apr 29, 2024 by April Bradford

100% Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones had almost a 100% record for insurance sales, which had never happened before. Rather than ask about this, the Captain stood...

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Last post Apr 29, 2024 by Observer

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Joke Just went out for a stroll.

Just went out for a stroll.

mick.idgaf
Apr 29, 2024

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Last post Apr 29, 2024 by Littleboy8

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Last post Apr 29, 2024 by mOiOz

Joke Result of the sudden stop

Result of the sudden stop

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Last post Apr 29, 2024 by Observer

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Joke One legged women usually work at the brewery in my city.

One legged women usually work at the brewery in my city.

mick.idgaf
Apr 29, 2024

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Last post Apr 29, 2024 by mick.idgaf

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Joke My son worked it out but the teacher was not happy.

My son worked it out but the teacher was not happy.

mick.idgaf
Apr 23, 2024

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Last post Apr 29, 2024 by Veggiepatch

Joke Happy Bags for Sale. For Men AND Women

Happy Bags for Sale. For Men AND Women

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Last post Apr 29, 2024 by Observer

Joke Getting even

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Last post Apr 29, 2024 by Observer

Joke Dog loves takeaways

Dog loves takeaways

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Last post Apr 29, 2024 by Observer

Joke Lack of exercise

Lack of exercise

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Last post Apr 29, 2024 by Observer

Grace! An Atheist was hiking in North America when suddenly a grizzly bear burst out of the woods, the Atheist trips and the bear rears up over him lifts it’s paw about to strike when the Atheist cries out “god help me” everything stops and god’s voice comes from the clouds saying “you’ve denied my existence your whole life why should I...

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Last post Apr 29, 2024 by Skipton

Joke No Strings Attached!!

No Strings Attached!! A father was buying bass lessons for his son. After the first week the father asked him what he had learned. The son said, "On my first lesson I learned about the E string." The second week came and after the lesson the father asked what had he learned that week. The son said, "On the second lesson I learned about the...

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Last post Apr 29, 2024 by Skipton

Joke ''Leave Your Hat On!''

''Leave Your Hat On!'' Four married men go golfing... During the 4th hole the following conversation took place: First Guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will have the interior of the house completely painted by next weekend." Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had...

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Last post Apr 29, 2024 by Skipton

Joke It's not all French

It's not all French

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Last post Apr 29, 2024 by Observer

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