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Mikev
Joke Dad Thought 🚽
Dad Thought 🚽 It's not about the destination, it's about the journey. Unless you're heading to the bathroom… 😉
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Mikev
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Luckyus
Joke The Poodle Dog’s Problem
The Poodle Dog’s Problem A poodle and a collie are walking together when the poodle suddenly lunges at his friend. “My life is a mess,” it says. “My owner is a bad person, my girlfriend ran off with a schnauzer, and I’m as nervous as a cat.” “Just the other day, the mailman almost ran me over, the neighbor’s cat chased me, and then the...
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Luckyus
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mOiOz
BEEN NAUGHTY...
BEEN NAUGHTY...
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mOiOz
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Kids Stories Have Hidden Meanings😳😳
Kids Stories Have Hidden Meanings😳😳
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mOiOz
"SLAP AN IDIOT DAY"
"SLAP AN IDIOT DAY"
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Don’t Look if Easily Offended!
Don’t Look if Easily Offended!
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Spelling Errors
Spelling Errors
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Skipton
Joke Pre Tarriffs!
Pre Tarriffs! The former President is disembarking his private plane, carrying his tiny dog. One of his Secret Service men says, "Nice dog, sir." The President says, "Thanks, I got it for the former First Lady." The Secret Service man replies, "Nice trade, sir."
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Skipton
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Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. The answer we were looking for is... Congratulations to these members who got it...
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Christmas love in the 60s!
Christmas love in the 60s!
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A New Twist
A New Twist
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Wandiwa
Joke Dietary Advice.
Dietary Advice.
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Luckyus
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midgemills
Joke Cats.
Cats.
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midgemills
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mOiOz
BAD HABITS...
BAD HABITS...
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
ANYTHING ELSE SANTA...?
ANYTHING ELSE SANTA...?
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mOiOz
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Joke 2024
2024 My Sex Life
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mOiOz
I'VE COME AS...
I'VE COME AS...
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
A SHORTER LIFE-SPAN...
A SHORTER LIFE-SPAN...
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mOiOz
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Think I’ll Give Up Singing Now
Think I’ll Give Up Singing Now
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Joke Working with pets
Working with pets
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Even Santa Has to be P.C.
Even Santa Has to be P.C.
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My Approach to Christmas!
My Approach to Christmas!
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Mikev
Joke Comet the Reindeer 🦌
Comet the Reindeer 🦌 Really, Comet? 🦌
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Mikev
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Skipton
Joke Travelin!
Travelin! Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the Prime Ministers Residence, in Canberra. One is from Sydney, another is from Melbourne, and the third is from this Irish Traveler guy. All three go with a Government official to examine the fence. The Sydney contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then...
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Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'phrase' does the image presented represent? Good luck. The answer we were looking for is… Congratulations to these members who got it...
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