[Ivory]

Sunday School​

Little Timmy Strikes Again!
Little Suzie had a terrible habit of falling asleep in Sunday School.
The teacher asked, “Suzie, who was Jesus’s mother?”
Suzie was dozing, so Little Timmy poked her with his pen. She jumped up and shouted, “Mary, Mother of Jesus!”
Later, the teacher asked, “Suzie, who is our one and only Savior?”
Again, Little Timmy poked her, and she jumped up: “JESUS CHRIST!”
Then the teacher asked, “Suzie, what did Eve say to Adam after their 23rd child?”
Little Timmy jabbed her again and Suzie yelled,
“IF YOU STICK THAT THING INTO ME ONE MORE TIME, I SWEAR I’LL BREAK IT IN TWO!”