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mOiOz
SORRY MA'AM...
SORRY MA'AM...
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Wandiwa
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Danielle G.
Joke a historic day that would guide us...
a historic day that would guide us...
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Wandiwa
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Mando
Impressive...
Impressive...
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mjm9
Six Pack
Six Pack
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Riddle Fill in the Blank 15.05.2025
Fill in the Blank 15.05.2025 G'day, members! Let’s test your knowledge with today’s Fill in the Blank challenge! 🧠 'Every cloud has a silver ____.' A) Shade B) Outline C) Lining D) Side Think you know the answer? Drop it in the comments and let’s see who gets it right first! 🎯 The answer we're looking for is... Well done to the members...
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mOiOz
THAT MOMENT...
THAT MOMENT...
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
WHEN I DIE...
WHEN I DIE...
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mOiOz
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Macs-241
How happy we were in the 70s #70smusic #70s #fy #Popular #Songs #1970smusic #1970smusic #Music
How happy we were in the 70s #70smusic #70s #fy #Popular #Songs #1970smusic #1970smusic #Music
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Skipton
Joke Fridged!
Fridged! One morning at a Doctor's clinic, a patient arrives and complains of a serious back pain. The doctor examines him and asks, 'Tell me what happened to your back?' The patient replies, 'Doctor, I work for a local night club. This morning I went to my apartment early and heard some noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew that someone...
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Skipton
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Joke Harley Davidson
Harley Davidson The police knocked on the door .... " Excuse me sir but are you Harley Davidson....."..?? " Yes officer i am, what is the problem "...???? " Well Mr Davidson, it seems your wife Agatha has met some trouble with the bus company again"...... " What, she tried to cheat by not paying the correct fare "..?? " No sir, she was riding...
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Skipton
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 05.05.2025
Riddle Masters 05.05.2025 Good Morning, Riddle Masters! 🌞 Are youuuu ready to jumpstart your day with a brain-teasing challenge? Here's a riddle to fire up your mind: I have three eyes, but I cannot see. I command with each blink, but I cannot think. What am I? Think you’ve cracked it? Drop your answer in the comments below and join the...
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mOiOz
ONLY IN OZ - SIGN
ONLY IN OZ - SIGN
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Wandiwa
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Joke Turner Brown ...
Turner Brown ...
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Mando
It happened in Alaska
It happened in Alaska The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska. He was driving along near the campground when he heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. He found a helpless Republican wearing shorts, sandals, a 'MAGA' hat, and a 'Make Canada the 51st State' shirt. The man was screaming...
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Mando
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SGH
Joke Dog Training
Dog Training
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 👂
Dad Joke 👂 The elderly wife in church turned to her husband and said, “I’ve just done a silent fart. What should I do?” He replied, “Change the batteries in your hearing aid” 😊
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Mikev
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mOiOz
BACK IN MY DAY...
BACK IN MY DAY...
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Ivory
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Danielle G.
Joke A future toothbrush
A future toothbrush
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Wandiwa
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Skipton
Joke Quickies!
Quickies! I’m on two diets. I wasn’t getting enough food on one... A cold seat in a public restroom is unpleasant. A warm seat in a public restroom is worse. Apparently RSVP’ing to a wedding invitation “Maybe next time,” isn’t the correct response. Don’t irritate old people. The older we get, the less “Life in prison” is a...
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Danielle G.
Riddle Afternoon Riddle 15.05.2025
Afternoon Riddle 15.05.2025 Ready to spice up your day with a brain teaser? We've got another riddle lined up just for you in today's afternoon newsletter. Get ready to put your thinking cap on! How many bricks does it take to complete a building made of brick? If you have the answer, feel free to share it in the comments below! And don't...
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Danielle G.
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. The answer we were looking for is... Congratulations to these members who got it...
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Riddle Fill in the Blank 13.05.2025 (Afternoon)
Fill in the Blank 13.05.2025 (Afternoon) G'day, members! Let’s test your knowledge with today’s Fill in the Blank challenge! 🧠 'Don’t count your chickens before they ____.' A) Hatch B) Lay C) Roost D) Fly Think you know the answer? Drop it in the comments and let’s see who gets it right first! 🎯 The answer we were looking for is...
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mOiOz
MAKE LOVE LIKE....
MAKE LOVE LIKE....
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
EVER SHOED A HORSE?
EVER SHOED A HORSE?
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
WOODSTOCK REUNION
WOODSTOCK REUNION
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mOiOz
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