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Joke Even this mom ain’t havin’ any of those antics!
Even this mom ain’t havin’ any of those antics!
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Joke Truck on viagra
Truck on viagra
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Joke Don't waste. Share
Don't waste. Share
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Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant members who...
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mOiOz
RARE FOOTAGE BABY BOOMERS
RARE FOOTAGE BABY BOOMERS
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
WEE PADDY
WEE PADDY
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Skipton
Joke Posh Breakfast
Posh Breakfast A resident in a posh hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning and said with a wonderful and cheerful smile. "Good Morning. What a wonderful morning I'd like two boiled eggs, one of them so under cooked it's runny, and the other so over cooked it's tough and hard to eat. Also, grilled bacon that has been...
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 22.05.2024
Riddle Masters 22.05.2024 Good morning Riddle Masters! ☺️ Guess what? It’s time to get your brain working with our second riddle of the week! I’m always there, some distance away. Somewhere between the land, sea, or sky, I lay. You may move toward me, yet distant I’ll stay. What am I? Oooh, is it just me, or is this one particularly tricky...
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mOiOz
FAMILY REUNION
FAMILY REUNION
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mOiOz
AGING - OUT THE MOUTH OF FAMOUS OLD PEOPLE
AGING - OUT THE MOUTH OF FAMOUS OLD PEOPLE "To get back to my youth I would do anything in the world, except exercise, get up early, or be respectable." - Oscar Wilde "The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for." - Will Rogers "We must recognize that, as we grow older, we become like old cars – more and more repairs...
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
TWO IRISH BLOKES
TWO IRISH BLOKES
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Skipton
Joke A Most Impressive Horse
A Most Impressive Horse A guy is walking through the country when he spots a sign that reads, “Talking Horse for Sale.” Intrigued, he walks up to the stable to check it out. “So what have you done with your life?” he asks the horse. “I’ve led a full life,” the horse answers miraculously. “I was born in The Andes where I herded for an entire...
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Observer
Joke I'm at that age
I'm at that age
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Observer
Joke A urine test
A urine test
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Skipton
Joke Alone Time!
Alone Time!
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mOiOz
PRIEST AND RABBI ON PLANE
PRIEST AND RABBI ON PLANE
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Observer
Joke Remember the booster seat?
Remember the booster seat?
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Joke This applies to Australia as well
This applies to Australia as well
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Joke This was Google back in the day
This was Google back in the day
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Skipton
Joke Dinner Deity
Dinner Deity The first guy said, “My wife, she thinks so much of me that she won’t let me do any work around the house. It’s incredible.” The second guy says, “That’s nothing. My wife thinks I’m God.” “She thinks you’re God? What makes you say that?” “Every night at dinner time, she places a burnt offering before me.”
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Joke Divine Guidance
Divine Guidance A policeman pulled me over yesterday. "I couldn't help but notice you swerving all over the road, sir. Would you mind telling me how much you've had to drink?" "Oh I'm sorry officer, it was my dog acting up. It won't happen again." The policeman glanced over to the dog in the passenger seat, "That's a nice dog you've got...
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Joke Friday Funnies: Stun Gun At A Party | Jimeoin | Sydney Comedy Festival
Friday Funnies: Stun Gun At A Party | Jimeoin | Sydney Comedy Festival
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mOiOz
GETTING ANGRY?
GETTING ANGRY?
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Observer
Joke Wondering who the bright spark was
Wondering who the bright spark was
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mOiOz
I'M A VETERINARIAN
I'M A VETERINARIAN
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