Jokes & fun

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Payback
Payback
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Hi from the Beetles
Hi from the Beetles
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Jokes Seniors having fun
Jokes Seniors having fun
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mOiOz
THE BEATLES...
THE BEATLES...
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Wandiwa
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Skipton
Joke Looks Like We're In For A Bad Spell!
Looks Like We're In For A Bad Spell!
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Joke Is this a fried egg? 🤔
Is this a fried egg? 🤔 It looks like a fried egg, but…
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Joke Just ladies greeting each other
Just ladies greeting each other
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mOiOz
ORGASMS ARE...
ORGASMS ARE...
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Mikev
Joke Snails and Slugs 🐌
Snails and Slugs 🐌
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mOiOz
GOING OUT...
GOING OUT...
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Macs-241
Pranking Dad with the World's Hottest Gummy Bear 🤣🌶️
Pranking Dad with the World's Hottest Gummy Bear 🤣🌶️
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Luckyus
Joke Three Blind Mice
Three Blind Mice What do you call a blonde with a Chainsaw? Dead. How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? You knock on the door. What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, she's got a grenade in her mouth!
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Luckyus
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Skipton
Joke ''What A Wonderful World''
''What A Wonderful World''
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Joke Visiting Grandma
Visiting Grandma Grandma, who was becoming an evermore intimidating personality as the years went on, was giving directions to her grown grandson who was coming to visit with his wife. "You come to the front door of the apartment complex. I am in apartment 14T. There is a big panel at the door. With your elbow push button 14T. I will buzz...
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Joke ''Thank God''
''Thank God'' A man needed a horse, so he went to a church and got one. Before he left, the priest told him that it was a special horse. In order to make the horse go, you say, ''Thank God'', and for it to stop you say, "Amen". So the man left, and a few minutes later he dozed off on his horse. Hours later, he woke up and his horse was...
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Heavenly Ducks
Heavenly Ducks Three women die and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says: “We only have one rule here in heaven: do not step on the ducks!!” So they enter heaven, and there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally...
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mOiOz
KNOW YOUR 'SHITS'
KNOW YOUR 'SHITS'
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mOiOz
I GOT FIRED TODAY...
I GOT FIRED TODAY...
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mOiOz
WE USED TO CALL IT...
WE USED TO CALL IT...
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mOiOz
CAT LADY
CAT LADY
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Ivory
Mr Potato Head
Mr Potato Head
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Luckyus
Joke The Restaurant
The Restaurant A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall that says, “$500 if we fail to fill your order.” When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant arse on rye. She calmly writes down his order and walks into the kitchen Almost immediately he hears an explosion of voices. The restaurant owner comes...
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Luckyus
Joke The Prince
The Prince A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year. If he didn’t speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words and so on. One day, he fell in love with a beautiful lady. He refrained from speaking for two whole years so he could call her “my darling.” But then he wanted to tell her he...
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Joke The Burglar
The Burglar A burglar breaks into a home and holds the husband and wife in it hostage. At gunpoint, he forces the two to sit on chairs facing the opposite way, back to each other, and ties them to the chairs. The burglar slowly and methodically begins stealing from the house. When the burglar has taken everything of value, he gets ready to...
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Joke The Photo
The Photo A guy sat next to me in the bus today and pulled out a photo of his wife. He asked me “Ain’t she beautiful?” I said “If you think she’s beautiful, you should see my wife” He replied with “ Why, is she a stunner as well?” I said “ No, she’s an optician”
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