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Golf
Haggard and tired Fred returns home from a long day of golf with his golf buddies. Fred’s wife greets him at the door and seeing his condition exclaims, “Honey, you look awful, how was your game?”
Heaving a sigh, Fred replies, “Worst game of golf I’ve ever played.” His wife asked what happened. He went on to explain, “Charlie had a heart attack and dropped dead on the first tee.”
“Oh, that’s just terrible,” his wife exclaimed.
“It WAS terrible,” Fred replied. “All day long it was:
Hit the ball, drag Charlie,
Hit the ball, drag Charlie.”
