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Joke Farm noises
Farm noises
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Riddle Riddle Masters 26.07.2024
Riddle Masters 26.07.2024 Good morning, members! 💕 Ready for your third and final riddle of the week? Here it is: There are two ducks in front of a duck, two ducks behind a duck and a duck in the middle. How many ducks are there? It's a real brain teaser, isn't it? If you think you’ve figured it out, share your answer below! Remember, our...
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HOW TO STOP PROCRASTINATING
HOW TO STOP PROCRASTINATING
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Joke Friday Funnies: When You Get A Colonoscopy | Ross Bennett
Friday Funnies: When You Get A Colonoscopy | Ross Bennett Ross Bennet has some really important advice for when you get a colonoscopy.
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mOiOz
WOMAN WHO GOES FISHING
WOMAN WHO GOES FISHING
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Wandiwa
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SirExton
Joke Size does matter?
Size does matter?
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SirExton
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mOiOz
BIBLE STORY
BIBLE STORY
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mOiOz
WHY YOU NEED SPELLCHECK
WHY YOU NEED SPELLCHECK
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mOiOz
AREN'T ANY CIRCUSES AROUND?
AREN'T ANY CIRCUSES AROUND?
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mOiOz
STIFF NIPPLES
STIFF NIPPLES
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Joke Dad Joke 🤧
Dad Joke 🤧 This morning I tripped over a box of Kleenex and thought I injured myself. Turns out it was just soft tissue damage. Still, it's nothing to sneeze at. 😀
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Mikev
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Red Gem
Joke Cats!
Cats!
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Littleboy8
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Joke Political Ass - Ass - Ination
Political Ass - Ass - Ination Donald Trump teaching his children how to spell assassination. One ass behind another ass... behind that an I... and behind me the whole nation.
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Joke Diagnosis!
Diagnosis!
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Skipton
Joke Short Shorts!
Short Shorts! ADULT A person who has stopped growing at both ends And is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR A place where women curl up and dye. CHICKENS The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. COMMITTEE A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. DUST Mud with the juice squeezed out. EGOTIST Someone...
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Your riddle
Your riddle Your question, what 5 letter word sounds the same if you removed 4 letters? Answer Queue
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Joke Securing your load
Securing your load
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Joke How stupid
How stupid
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Observer
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Joke You only talk about boats
You only talk about boats
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Joke Guess who? Yeah, guess who???
Guess who? Yeah, guess who???
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Joke Don't like trucks on the roads?
Don't like trucks on the roads?
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Joke Got everything?
Got everything?
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Joke. Gov't job.
Joke. Gov't job. Two supervisors Frank & Neil were interviewing a guy for a field job in the civil workforce. Frank said " Ok i think that you have got the job, can you start Monday?" The guy said " yes that will be fine, but there's something i should tell you first, i haven't got any balls." With this Frank splutterd a bit & then said "...
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Joke Should have attached a trailer
Should have attached a trailer
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Joke Drumming up business
Drumming up business
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