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Skipton
Joke Phone A Friend!
Phone A Friend! Husband: ''I met your friend at the supermarket. she was showing me pictures of her new baby, on her phone.'' Wife: '' Oh, lovely; what did she have?'' Husband: ''I think it was the new Apple Iphone 14!!!''
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Skipton
Joke Sorely Missed!
Sorely Missed! To the irritation of the judge, a man was trying to be excused from jury duty. "Tell me," began the judge, "is there any good reason why you cannot serve as a juror in the trial?" The man replied, "I don't want to be away from my job that long." "Can't they do without you at work?" demanded the judge. "Yes," admitted the juror...
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Danielle G.
Riddle Afternoon Riddle 28.11.2024
Afternoon Riddle 28.11.2024 Ready to spice up your day with a brain teaser? We've got another riddle lined up just for you in today's afternoon newsletter. Get ready to put your thinking cap on! What is it that no one wants to have, but no one wants to lose either? If you have the answer, feel free to share it in the comments below! And...
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Skipton
Joke It Ain't Me!
It Ain't Me! It was a really hot day at the office due to a malfunction with the air conditioning system. There were about twenty people in close quarters and everyone was sweating, even with a fan on. All of a sudden, people started to wrinkle their noses at an odour passing through the air. It was the most hideous smell anyone had ever...
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mOiOz
LET ME KNOW...
LET ME KNOW...
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
EXCUSE ME SIR...
EXCUSE ME SIR...
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Riddle Riddle Masters 25.11.2024
Riddle Masters 25.11.2024 Good morning, members! :) Do you miss our morning riddles? If you do, I have news for you, I've got one that will keep your mind sharp ;) Here it goes: I have a mane, but I’m not a lion and I wear my shoes to bed. What am I? As always, our ‘spoiler’ button will automatically hide everyone's answers. To reveal those...
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Danielle G.
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. The answer we were looking for is... Congratulations to these members who got it...
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Mikev
Joke I Bought a Horse 🐎
I Bought a Horse 🐎 Here is a funny cartoon about buying a horse 🐎
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 🐴
Dad Joke 🐴 What do you call a pony with a sore throat? 🐴 A little hoarse. 😀
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nickname
Joke Contented Cat
Contented Cat
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mOiOz
GET READY!
GET READY!
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Friday Funnies: "The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle" | Danny Kaye
Friday Funnies: "The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle" | Danny Kaye This week's Friday Funny is courtesy of member @Jo Piper3 !
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mOiOz
LOOSE GRAVEL
LOOSE GRAVEL
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Joke This cracked me up
This cracked me up
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Ivory
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mOiOz
SAY SOMETHING NICE...
SAY SOMETHING NICE...
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Ivory
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mOiOz
WHAT DO YOU CALL...
WHAT DO YOU CALL...
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mOiOz
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Mikev
Joke What do cats watch on TV? 🐱
What do cats watch on TV? 🐱 Have you ever wondered what cats watch on TV? Here’s your answer 🐱
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mOiOz
ADVENT CALENDAR...
ADVENT CALENDAR...
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
ADULTERERS.COM
ADULTERERS.COM
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mOiOz
HAVE CHILDREN?
HAVE CHILDREN?
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mOiOz
BORN TO BE AN AUTHOR...
BORN TO BE AN AUTHOR...
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Ivory
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Skipton
Joke Punctuation is Powerful.
Punctuation is Powerful. An English professor wrote these words. "A woman without her man is nothing" On the chalkboard and asked to punctuate correctly. All of the males in the class wrote : "A woman, without her man, is nothing" All of the females in the class wrote : "A woman: without her, man is nothing." Punctuation is Powerful.
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Danielle G.
Joke who's going to tell him?
who's going to tell him?
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Luckyus
Joke The Old Switcheroo...
The Old Switcheroo... George came home from University in tears. "Mom, am I adopted?" "No of course not!", replied his mother. "Why would you think such a thing?" George showed her his genealogy DNA test results. No match for any of his relatives, and strong matches for a family who lived the other side of the city. Perturbed, his...
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