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Who’s the Dumb One Now
Two bosses were talking about how dumb their blonde assistants are. The first boss says, “You think your assistant is dumb, watch this.” And the man calls over the blonde and says “Go to my house and see if I’m home.” So the blonde says “Yes sir! Right away sir!” and away she goes.
The second boss says “You call that dumb! Watch this!” So he calls over his blonde assistant and says “Here’s a dime, go buy me a car.” She replies “Yes sir! No problem!” and away the blonde goes.
On their way to go do the tasks given to them, they meet up and start talking.
The first blonde says “My boss is so stupid! He told me to go to his house and see if he’s home. I mean, why couldn’t he just call and see if he’s home! OH! The nerve!”
The second blonde says “You think that’s dumb? My boss gave me a dime to go buy him a car! Honestly! He didn’t even tell me what kind or colour he wanted!”