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Joke OH NO!!!!!!
OH NO!!!!!! OMG! Only in Darwin....... I stopped at 7- Eleven to get a bottle of water, and as I walked onto the petrol station I noticed these two cops watching a man who was smoking while pumping his petrol. I saw him and thought, "is this man stupid, crazy, or both", especially with the police standing RIGHT there.. But anyways, I minded...
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mOiOz
CYCLONE SNACKS
CYCLONE SNACKS
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mOiOz
GRETA WHO?
GRETA WHO?
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mOiOz
A FART
A FART
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Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. The answer we're looking for is... Well done to our members who got it correct! 👏 Mark...
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Luckyus
Joke Am I Adopted
Am I Adopted Fred came home from University in tears. “Mum, am I adopted?” “No of course not”, replied his mother. Why would you think such a thing? Fred showed her his genealogy DNA test results. No match for any of his relatives, and strong matches for a family who lived the other side of the city. Perturbed, his mother called her husband...
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Ivory
Very Saintly
Very Saintly
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Mikev
Joke Ancient Egyptian Signs 🚶
Ancient Egyptian Signs 🚶
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mOiOz
FIND ME OFFENSIVE...
FIND ME OFFENSIVE...
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Joke Impossible to put down indeed
Impossible to put down indeed
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Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. he answer we were looking for is… Congratulations to these members who got it...
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Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. The answer we were looking for is… But we've also accepted Congratulations to...
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Luckyus
Joke Bear And The Squirrel
Bear And The Squirrel A bear is chasing a squirrel in the woods. They cross a river when, all of a sudden, the river genie appears. Genie: “Well, alright Two customers I don't know who triggered this whole thing, so lemme give you both 3 wishes Bear, you start, since you're bigger.” Bear thinks for a moment He smiles: “Ok, I want all...
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These are the best of the best "Out of Office" automatic email replies out there...
These are the best of the best "Out of Office" automatic email replies out there... Out of Office Emails These are the best of the best "Out of Office" automatic email replies out there... I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood. You are...
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Riddle Afternoon Riddle 25.02.2025
Afternoon Riddle 25.02.2025 Ready to spice up your day with a brain teaser? We've got another riddle lined up just for you in today's afternoon newsletter. Get ready to put your thinking cap on! What can’t be seen, can’t be felt, can’t be heard and can’t be smelt? It lies behind stars and under hills, and empty holes it fills. If you have...
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mOiOz
FROOTY TOOTY
FROOTY TOOTY
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Joke Holy macaroni
Holy macaroni
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Joke Never loose your glasses again
Never loose your glasses again
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mOiOz
IN A SALON...
IN A SALON...
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Wandiwa
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Mikev
Joke Police Dog? 🐱
Police Dog? 🐱
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mOiOz
THE GOOD NEWS...
THE GOOD NEWS...
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mOiOz
GAY PARENTS...
GAY PARENTS...
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
BUSINESS CLASS
BUSINESS CLASS
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mOiOz
FINE TIME LOOSE WHEEL...
FINE TIME LOOSE WHEEL...
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
WINDOW DRESSER...
WINDOW DRESSER...
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