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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 📱
Dad Joke 📱 I've just deleted all the German names from my mobile phone. 📱 It's now Hans free. 😊
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Mikev
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mOiOz
VALENTINE'S DAY PLAN
VALENTINE'S DAY PLAN
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
PINNOCHIO ON ANCESTRY.COM
PINNOCHIO ON ANCESTRY.COM
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mOiOz
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Skipton
Joke Holiday Romance
Holiday Romance Ed and Nancy met while on a singles cruise, and Ed fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home. Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Nancy to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and...
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Joke Unforeseen what?
Unforeseen what?
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Luckyus
Joke 15th Anniversary
15th Anniversary After 15 years of marriage the wife asked her husband to describe her. The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said, “ABCDEFGHIJK.” “What does that mean?” She asked. “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous and Hot!!!” he replied. Wife Smiling asked, “So sweet of you...
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Ivory
This Was My Plan. Thank God I Love Coffee
This Was My Plan. Thank God I Love Coffee
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Ivory
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 27.01.2025
Riddle Masters 27.01.2025 Hello, members! Happy Monday! :) Here's the first riddle this week to get your minds exercised: Spelled forwards, I’m what you do every day. Spelled backwards, I’m something you hate. What am I? Fancy a guess? If you think you've come up with the correct answer, do tell us below! As always, our 'spoiler' button...
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Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Hey, members! Have you figured out what the word is? ;) Here's the answer we're looking...
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Skipton
Joke Parsley, Sage, Rosemary & Time!
Parsley, Sage, Rosemary & Time! I was busy in the garden when the neighbour looked over the fence and asked “What are you doing?” I said “I'm putting all my plants in alphabetical order” She replied “Really? I don't know how you find the time!” Oh that's easy I said, “Its right next to the sage.”
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Joke What colour do you see?
What colour do you see?
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Suzanne rose
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mOiOz
LISTENING ONLINE!
LISTENING ONLINE!
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
A MATTER OF TIME...
A MATTER OF TIME...
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mOiOz
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DaveH59
Evermore
evermore
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DaveH59
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mOiOz
WARNING - DROPMICE!
WARNING - DROPMICE!
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
PERFECTLY IN TUNE!
PERFECTLY IN TUNE!
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mOiOz
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Luckyus
Joke CONFESSION
CONFESSION An Irish man went to confession in his local Church. ‘Father’, he confessed, ‘it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Fanny Green twice last month.’ The priest told the sinner, ‘You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary’s.’ Soon thereafter, another Irish man entered the confessional. ‘Father, it has...
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Luckyus
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mOiOz
SEX FOR MARRIED COUPLES...
SEX FOR MARRIED COUPLES...
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Riddle Afternoon Riddle 28.01.2025
Afternoon Riddle 28.01.2025 Ready to spice up your day with a brain teaser? We've got another riddle lined up just for you in today's afternoon newsletter. Get ready to put your thinking cap on! What five-letter word typed in all capital letters can be read the same upside down? If you have the answer, feel free to share it in the comments...
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Wendy
Copycat
Copycat
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 🍕
Dad Joke 🍕 When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that's a moray. 😊
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Mikev
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Wendy
On the beach
On the beach
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Wendy
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mOiOz
STOP MEXICO...
STOP MEXICO...
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mOiOz
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SirExton
Joke Older Models
Older Models
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magpie1
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mOiOz
CUT DOWN TREES
CUT DOWN TREES
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