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Wrong Place.....

A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing.
The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk continues to sit there.
Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall .
The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either!"
 
Wrong Place.....

A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing.
The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk continues to sit there.
Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall .
The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either!"
😱😱😱 OMG
 
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Here is a riddle for you.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?
Aha, so your the one!
I can tell you a story close to this one ...
Working on a compressor station on a pipeline, some-one was pissed and had taken a crap in the shower recess, the culprit was easily found as he had stepped in his own poop and left footprints back to his bedroom.
 
I can tell you a story close to this one ...
Working on a compressor station on a pipeline, some-one was pissed and had taken a crap in the shower recess, the culprit was easily found as he had stepped in his own poop and left footprints back to his bedroom.
Eeeew🤢peeew
 
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