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Wrong attitude
On our wedding night, as we were just about to get down to business, I took my trousers off and threw them to my new wife.
"Put those on!" I said, sternly.
"What?" She asked, incredulously.
"Put them on!" I insisted.
Which she duly did.
"Right!" I said. "That's the first and only time you're going to wear the trousers in this relationship!"
"Is that right?"
She replied, as she took her tiny little lacy panties off and threw them at me.
"Put those on!" She said.
"What?" I exclaimed.
"Put those on!" She insisted.
"Don't be ridiculous!" I said, "I'll never get into those!"
"I know," she said, triumphantly, "and neither will you if you keep that attitude up!!"
