[Observer]

Why are you so happy John?​

Pete asks, "John, what are you so happy about?"
John says, "Well Pete, yesterday I was out waxing my boat when this gorgeous redhead walked up, smiled, and said, 'Hey handsome, can I have a ride in your boat?'
I said, 'Sure.' Took her way out, killed the engine, and politely asked, 'Would you like to make love or go for a swim?'
All I can say is... she didn't want to swim, Pete. She didn't want to swim!"
The next day, Pete finds John smiling even bigger.
Pete asks, "Now what are you so happy about?"
John says, "Yesterday a stunning blonde came up-same deal. I took her out even further than the last one, cut the motor, and asked, 'Would you like to make love or go for a swim?' And again, Pete... all I can tell you is that she didn't want to swim either!"
A few days later, Pete finds John crying into his beer.
Pete asks, "John, what's wrong?"
John sobs, "Yesterday, the most incredible brunette asked for a ride - built like an Amazonian goddess. I took her way, WAY out, shut off the motor, and politely enquired, 'Would you like to make love or go for a swim?'
She pulled down her pants... Pete, she had a wiener Pete! A great BIG wiener!
And Pete ... I CAN'T SWIM!!!"