Mine does it through the night. It would be nice if I was inspired in the morning instead....!
 
At least we are not alone in this early morning ritual - I also have a 2am ritual which drives me up the wall
 
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My bladder awakes me, all through the night!
One hour forty five minutes, with no respite!

Up and down like, a fiddlers elbow each night!
Little pinkie toe is struck, on chair leg fright!

I've triad medications, with not one to work!
I wish this nightly ritual, my body to shurcke!
 
I must give credit to my urinary friends, namely Spiractalone and Frusemide....my prescribed diuretics.
 
And so say all of us!
 
Oh so true
 
Yep and my cats also🤣
 
Like a mirror.
 
You are not wrong!!
 
My bladder awakes me, all through the night!
One hour forty five minutes, with no respite!

Up and down like, a fiddlers elbow each night!
Little pinkie toe is struck, on chair leg fright!

I've triad medications, with not one to work!
I wish this nightly ritual, my body to shurcke!
Ever tried wearing one of those incontinence pads they're supposed to help
 
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At least we are not alone in this early morning ritual - I also have a 2am ritual which drives me up the wall
Sorry, I didn't recognize you at 2 am I mainly sleepwalk to the LOO and back... 😼 😼
 
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