[Luckyus]

What Did You Call Me​

A farmer got pulled over by a highway patrol officer for speeding.

The policeman started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general, began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable.

Finally, the officer got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.

The farmer said, 'Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?'

The officer stopped writing the ticket and said, 'Well yeah, if that's what they are, but I never heard of circle flies.'

So the farmer says, 'Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse.'

The officer says, 'Oh,' and goes back to writing the ticket.

Then after a minute he stops and says, 'Hey...wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horse's ass?'

The farmer says, 'Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horse's ass.'

The officer says, 'Well, that's a good thing,' and goes back to writing the ticket.

After a long pause, the farmer says softly,
'Hard to fool them flies though...'

 

[Jarred Santos]

What Did You Call Me​

A farmer got pulled over by highway patrol officer for speeding, and the policeman started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general, began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable.

Finally, the officer got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.

The farmer said, 'Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?'

The officer stopped writing the ticket and said, 'Well yeah, if that's what they are, but I never heard of circle flies.'

So the farmer says, 'Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse.'

The officer says, 'Oh,' and goes back to writing the ticket.

Then after a minute he stops and says, 'Hey...wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horse's ass?'

The farmer says, 'Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horse's ass.'

The officer says, 'Well, that's a good thing,' and goes back to writing the ticket.

After a long pause, the farmer says softly,
'Hard to fool them flies though...'

Ooohhhh I bet it took everything in the farmer not to push through with that last bit but to no avail

 

[TrixieLovesTigers]

 

[Dougal]

What Did You Call Me​

A farmer got pulled over by a highway patrol officer for speeding.

The policeman started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general, began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable.

Finally, the officer got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.

The farmer said, 'Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?'

The officer stopped writing the ticket and said, 'Well yeah, if that's what they are, but I never heard of circle flies.'

So the farmer says, 'Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse.'

The officer says, 'Oh,' and goes back to writing the ticket.

Then after a minute he stops and says, 'Hey...wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horse's ass?'

The farmer says, 'Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horse's ass.'

The officer says, 'Well, that's a good thing,' and goes back to writing the ticket.

After a long pause, the farmer says softly,
'Hard to fool them flies though...'

Don't understand what's meant by "call me a horse's donkey"

 

[Vet543]

Don't understand what's meant by "call me a horse's donkey"

It is a polite way of saying Arse... .. you asked the question ... not me

 

[Luckyus]

Don't understand what's meant by "call me a horse's donkey"

Yanks say Ass, whereas we say arse.

 

[MotherGoose]

Don't understand what's meant by "call me a horse's donkey"

Dougal, apparently you never get the joke. If you don't have the intellectual capacity to understand the jokes, perhaps you should just skip reading them and give yourself and us a rest from your endless whining.

 

[margie]

 

[Dougal]

It is a polite way of saying Arse... .. you asked the question ... not me

I was being facetious, I knew that "ass" was a US-centric term for the backside,

The word "ass" which means donkey, should have been replaced by a suitable Aussie equivalent prior to publication.

 

[Dougal]

Dougal, apparently you never get the joke. If you don't have the intellectual capacity to understand the jokes, perhaps you should just skip reading them and give yourself and us a rest from your endless whining.

I didn't say I didn't get the joke, and I never whine.

What I implied by referring to "call me a horse's donkey", was that imported US texts should be edited prior to publication to replace US-centric words with suitable Aussie equivalents.

 

[MotherGoose]

I didn't say I didn't get the joke, and I never whine.

What I implied by referring to "call me a horse's donkey", was that imported US texts should be edited prior to publication to replace US-centric words with suitable Aussie equivalents.

You are constantly whining about jokes which reference a world outside of Australia. It's just a joke. Give it a rest!

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

What Did You Call Me​

A farmer got pulled over by a highway patrol officer for speeding.

The policeman started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general, began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable.

Finally, the officer got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.

The farmer said, 'Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?'

The officer stopped writing the ticket and said, 'Well yeah, if that's what they are, but I never heard of circle flies.'

So the farmer says, 'Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse.'

The officer says, 'Oh,' and goes back to writing the ticket.

Then after a minute he stops and says, 'Hey...wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horse's ass?'

The farmer says, 'Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horse's ass.'

The officer says, 'Well, that's a good thing,' and goes back to writing the ticket.

After a long pause, the farmer says softly,
'Hard to fool them flies though...'

Lol, now that's a law abiding farmer Hahaha.