[Dippy53]

Well how was it?​

A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk, they connect; they end up leaving
together:
They get back to his place and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices
that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy
bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of
cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall!
It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and
she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into
organizing the display.
There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering
the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way
along the top shelf.
She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large a
collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn’t mention this to him and actually is quite
impressed by his sensitive side.
They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and after a while, she finds
herself thinking. “Oh my God! Maybe this guy could be the one! Maybe he could
be the future father my children?”
She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly.
They continue to kiss, the passion builds and he romantically lifts her in his arms
and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other’s clothes and make
hot, steamy love.
She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity,
more heat than she has ever known.
After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are
lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over, gently strokes his
chest and asks coyly, “Well, how was it?”
The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and
says.
“Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf.”

 

[Jarred Santos]

Well how was it?​

A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk, they connect; they end up leaving
together:
They get back to his place and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices
that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy
bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of
cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall!
It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and
she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into
organizing the display.
There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering
the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way
along the top shelf.
She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large a
collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn’t mention this to him and actually is quite
impressed by his sensitive side.
They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and after a while, she finds
herself thinking. “Oh my God! Maybe this guy could be the one! Maybe he could
be the future father my children?”
She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly.
They continue to kiss, the passion builds and he romantically lifts her in his arms
and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other’s clothes and make
hot, steamy love.
She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity,
more heat than she has ever known.
After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are
lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over, gently strokes his
chest and asks coyly, “Well, how was it?”
The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and
says.
“Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf.”

One of the best twists I've seen recently

 

[TrixieLovesTigers]

 

[Rosiebitz]

That’s a funny one
A good laugh on this bleak Sunday morning

 

[Dennis]

Well how was it?​

A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk, they connect; they end up leaving
together:
They get back to his place and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices
that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy
bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of
cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall!
It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and
she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into
organizing the display.
There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering
the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way
along the top shelf.
She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large a
collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn’t mention this to him and actually is quite
impressed by his sensitive side.
They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and after a while, she finds
herself thinking. “Oh my God! Maybe this guy could be the one! Maybe he could
be the future father my children?”
She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly.
They continue to kiss, the passion builds and he romantically lifts her in his arms
and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other’s clothes and make
hot, steamy love.
She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity,
more heat than she has ever known.
After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are
lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over, gently strokes his
chest and asks coyly, “Well, how was it?”
The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and
says.
“Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf.”

Dennis R's Morning Pun. How do you fix a broken Pizza.
With tomato paste.

 

[Ricki]

Well how was it?​

A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk, they connect; they end up leaving
together:
They get back to his place and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices
that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy
bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of
cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall!
It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and
she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into
organizing the display.
There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering
the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way
along the top shelf.
She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large a
collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn’t mention this to him and actually is quite
impressed by his sensitive side.
They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and after a while, she finds
herself thinking. “Oh my God! Maybe this guy could be the one! Maybe he could
be the future father my children?”
She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly.
They continue to kiss, the passion builds and he romantically lifts her in his arms
and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other’s clothes and make
hot, steamy love.
She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity,
more heat than she has ever known.
After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are
lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over, gently strokes his
chest and asks coyly, “Well, how was it?”
The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and
says.
“Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf.”

I must say I was expecting a different ending. Love it

 

[thomas]

the version I heard was he went to the cupboard and took a teddy out and put it on the middle shelf

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Well how was it?​

A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk, they connect; they end up leaving
together:
They get back to his place and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices
that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy
bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of
cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall!
It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and
she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into
organizing the display.
There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering
the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way
along the top shelf.
She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large a
collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn’t mention this to him and actually is quite
impressed by his sensitive side.
They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and after a while, she finds
herself thinking. “Oh my God! Maybe this guy could be the one! Maybe he could
be the future father my children?”
She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly.
They continue to kiss, the passion builds and he romantically lifts her in his arms
and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other’s clothes and make
hot, steamy love.
She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity,
more heat than she has ever known.
After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are
lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over, gently strokes his
chest and asks coyly, “Well, how was it?”
The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and
says.
“Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf.”

Lol, poor thing! I thought she would get top Marks! Hahaha.

 

[margie]

 

[MIZMAC]

GOOD ONE

 

[PHW]

 

[Barbara V]

Well how was it?​

A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk, they connect; they end up leaving
together:
They get back to his place and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices
that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy
bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of
cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall!
It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and
she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into
organizing the display.
There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering
the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way
along the top shelf.
She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large a
collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn’t mention this to him and actually is quite
impressed by his sensitive side.
They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and after a while, she finds
herself thinking. “Oh my God! Maybe this guy could be the one! Maybe he could
be the future father my children?”
She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly.
They continue to kiss, the passion builds and he romantically lifts her in his arms
and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other’s clothes and make
hot, steamy love.
She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity,
more heat than she has ever known.
After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are
lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over, gently strokes his
chest and asks coyly, “Well, how was it?”
The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and
says.
“Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf.”

Well well well I'd have taken one from bottom shelf and given him the smallest