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Establishing Marriage Rules
The newly wed bride and groom are in the honeymoon suite on the first night. The groom removes his trousers and asks his new bride to put them on. She hesitates, but continues and then says, "Darling, these don't fit." The groom replies, "That's right. Just you remember who wears the pants and we will get on just fine." The young bride then removes her panties and asks her husband to put them on. He tries but can only get them to his knees. He then says, "I can't get into them." to which the bride replies, "That's right, and you won't, unless you change your attitude."
Establishing Marriage Rules
The newly wed bride and groom are in the honeymoon suite on the first night. The groom removes his trousers and asks his new bride to put them on. She hesitates, but continues and then says, "Darling, these don't fit." The groom replies, "That's right. Just you remember who wears the pants and we will get on just fine." The young bride then removes her panties and asks her husband to put them on. He tries but can only get them to his knees. He then says, "I can't get into them." to which the bride replies, "That's right, and you won't, unless you change your attitude."
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