Sorry no joke yesterday afternoon 2 power outages
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A tip from my cleaner about 3 weeks ago I bought a jar with a screw lid. 15 minutes later the lid was still on the Jar, in walks my cleaner Morning Dennis what you doing, she said I have a tip for you which my Mother as used all her life, get a knife with a strong blade put it under the lip of the lid and turn the handle upwards, in 2 seconds the lid was on the bench.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What happened when the Eskimo girl had a fight with her boyfriend? She gave him the cold shoulder.
 
Sorry no joke yesterday afternoon 2 power outages
.
A tip from my cleaner about 3 weeks ago I bought a jar with a screw lid. 15 minutes later the lid was still on the Jar, in walks my cleaner Morning Dennis what you doing, she said I have a tip for you which my Mother as used all her life, get a knife with a strong blade put it under the lip of the lid and turn the handle upwards, in 2 seconds the lid was on the bench.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What happened when the Eskimo girl had a fight with her boyfriend? She gave him the cold shoulder.
Hitting the lid on the side with a tablespoon also works, a couple of hits and you hear the ‘pop’ seal broken, easy to open 😀
 
Sorry no joke yesterday afternoon 2 power outages
.
A tip from my cleaner about 3 weeks ago I bought a jar with a screw lid. 15 minutes later the lid was still on the Jar, in walks my cleaner Morning Dennis what you doing, she said I have a tip for you which my Mother as used all her life, get a knife with a strong blade put it under the lip of the lid and turn the handle upwards, in 2 seconds the lid was on the bench.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What happened when the Eskimo girl had a fight with her boyfriend? She gave him the cold shoulder.
My two most normal meals Hot Tongue and Cold Shoulder?
 
Sorry no joke yesterday afternoon 2 power outages
.
A tip from my cleaner about 3 weeks ago I bought a jar with a screw lid. 15 minutes later the lid was still on the Jar, in walks my cleaner Morning Dennis what you doing, she said I have a tip for you which my Mother as used all her life, get a knife with a strong blade put it under the lip of the lid and turn the handle upwards, in 2 seconds the lid was on the bench.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What happened when the Eskimo girl had a fight with her boyfriend? She gave him the cold shoulder.
I have been doing both metods or just tapping the lid against/on the bench or any other hard surfice, since I was a young falla in the early sixties.
 
Here's my contribution this week:

Two old gents, well up in their nineties nudging 105 etc, were sitting on a park bench and chatting together. Women, of various ages, would occaisionally walk passed.
Eventually one of the old blokes asked the other, "Do you remember that stuff they used to put in our tea during the Great War that was supposed to stop us getting "excited" about the ladies?"
"Yeah," says the second bloke, "what about it?"
To which the first chap said, "I think it's beginning to work!"
 
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Here's my contribution this week:

Two old gents, well up in their nineties nudging 105 etc, were sitting on a park bench and chatting together. Women, of various ages, would occaisionally walk passed.
Eventually one of the old blokes asked the other, "Do you remember that stuff they used to put in our tea during the Great War that was supposed to stop us getting "excited" about the ladies?"
"Yeah," says the second bloke, "what about it?"
To which the first chap said, "I think it's beginning to work

Here's my contribution this week:

Two old gents, well up in their nineties nudging 105 etc, were sitting on a park bench and chatting together. Women, of various ages, would occaisionally walk passed.
Eventually one of the old blokes asked the other, "Do you remember that stuff they used to put in our tea during the Great War that was supposed to stop us getting "excited" about the ladies?"
"Yeah," says the second bloke, "what about it?"
To which the first chap said, "I think it's beginning to work!"
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