Very clever!Add this one and you have all 3 military forces of the Unicorn world.
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Hitting the lid on the side with a tablespoon also works, a couple of hits and you hear the ‘pop’ seal broken, easy to openSorry no joke yesterday afternoon 2 power outages
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A tip from my cleaner about 3 weeks ago I bought a jar with a screw lid. 15 minutes later the lid was still on the Jar, in walks my cleaner Morning Dennis what you doing, she said I have a tip for you which my Mother as used all her life, get a knife with a strong blade put it under the lip of the lid and turn the handle upwards, in 2 seconds the lid was on the bench.
Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What happened when the Eskimo girl had a fight with her boyfriend? She gave him the cold shoulder.
Yep and been doing the knife one for years, just make sure it’s a blunt knife like a butter knife.Hitting the lid on the side with a tablespoon also works, a couple of hits and you hear the ‘pop’ seal broken, easy to open![]()
Been doing this for decades... always works !!!Hitting the lid on the side with a tablespoon also works, a couple of hits and you hear the ‘pop’ seal broken, easy to open![]()
I am ninety years old, and this is the first time that I have been told to open a jar! Thank you so much!!Hitting the lid on the side with a tablespoon also works, a couple of hits and you hear the ‘pop’ seal broken, easy to open![]()
My two most normal meals Hot Tongue and Cold Shoulder?Sorry no joke yesterday afternoon 2 power outages
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A tip from my cleaner about 3 weeks ago I bought a jar with a screw lid. 15 minutes later the lid was still on the Jar, in walks my cleaner Morning Dennis what you doing, she said I have a tip for you which my Mother as used all her life, get a knife with a strong blade put it under the lip of the lid and turn the handle upwards, in 2 seconds the lid was on the bench.
Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What happened when the Eskimo girl had a fight with her boyfriend? She gave him the cold shoulder.
I have been doing both metods or just tapping the lid against/on the bench or any other hard surfice, since I was a young falla in the early sixties.Sorry no joke yesterday afternoon 2 power outages
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A tip from my cleaner about 3 weeks ago I bought a jar with a screw lid. 15 minutes later the lid was still on the Jar, in walks my cleaner Morning Dennis what you doing, she said I have a tip for you which my Mother as used all her life, get a knife with a strong blade put it under the lip of the lid and turn the handle upwards, in 2 seconds the lid was on the bench.
Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What happened when the Eskimo girl had a fight with her boyfriend? She gave him the cold shoulder.
Here's my contribution this week:
Two old gents, well up in their nineties nudging 105 etc, were sitting on a park bench and chatting together. Women, of various ages, would occaisionally walk passed.
Eventually one of the old blokes asked the other, "Do you remember that stuff they used to put in our tea during the Great War that was supposed to stop us getting "excited" about the ladies?"
"Yeah," says the second bloke, "what about it?"
To which the first chap said, "I think it's beginning to work
Join the club.Here's my contribution this week:
Two old gents, well up in their nineties nudging 105 etc, were sitting on a park bench and chatting together. Women, of various ages, would occaisionally walk passed.
Eventually one of the old blokes asked the other, "Do you remember that stuff they used to put in our tea during the Great War that was supposed to stop us getting "excited" about the ladies?"
"Yeah," says the second bloke, "what about it?"
To which the first chap said, "I think it's beginning to work!"