[mOiOz]

TWO MOTHERS MEET​

TWO MOTHERS MEET FOR COFFEE​

"Well, Mildred," asked one. "How are your son and daughter doing?"​

"To tell you the truth," answered the second, "my Daniel has married a real good-for-nothing. She doesn't get out of bed until eleven. She's out all day spending his money on Heaven knows what and when he gets home exhausted, does she have a nice hot dinner for him? No!​

"She makes him take her out to dinner at an expensive restaurant."​

"And your daughter Layla?"​

"Ah! Layla has married a saint. He brings her breakfast in bed, he gives her enough money to buy all she needs, and in the evening he takes her out to dinner at a beautiful restaurant."​

 

[LadyOwl]

TWO MOTHERS MEET​

TWO MOTHERS MEET FOR COFFEE​

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"Well, Mildred," asked one. "How are your son and daughter doing?"​

"To tell you the truth," answered the second, "my Daniel has married a real good-for-nothing. She doesn't get out of bed until eleven. She's out all day spending his money on Heaven knows what and when he gets home exhausted, does she have a nice hot dinner for him? No!​

"She makes him take her out to dinner at an expensive restaurant."​

"And your daughter Layla?"​

"Ah! Layla has married a saint. He brings her breakfast in bed, he gives her enough money to buy all she needs, and in the evening he takes her out to dinner at a beautiful restaurant."​

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Lol Mother-in-laws

TWO MOTHERS MEET​

TWO MOTHERS MEET FOR COFFEE​

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"Well, Mildred," asked one. "How are your son and daughter doing?"​

"To tell you the truth," answered the second, "my Daniel has married a real good-for-nothing. She doesn't get out of bed until eleven. She's out all day spending his money on Heaven knows what and when he gets home exhausted, does she have a nice hot dinner for him? No!​

"She makes him take her out to dinner at an expensive restaurant."​

"And your daughter Layla?"​

"Ah! Layla has married a saint. He brings her breakfast in bed, he gives her enough money to buy all she needs, and in the evening he takes her out to dinner at a beautiful restaurant."​

TWO MOTHERS MEET​

TWO MOTHERS MEET FOR COFFEE​

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"Well, Mildred," asked one. "How are your son and daughter doing?"​

"To tell you the truth," answered the second, "my Daniel has married a real good-for-nothing. She doesn't get out of bed until eleven. She's out all day spending his money on Heaven knows what and when he gets home exhausted, does she have a nice hot dinner for him? No!​

"She makes him take her out to dinner at an expensive restaurant."​

"And your daughter Layla?"​

"Ah! Layla has married a saint. He brings her breakfast in bed, he gives her enough money to buy all she needs, and in the evening he takes her out to dinner at a beautiful restaurant."​

Lol Mother-in-laws and daughters-in-law treat each other like crap Lol

 

[Keverall]

Sorry I don't understand it. What is the Punch-line.

 

[ipswich]

Sorry I don't understand it. What is the Punch-line.

yeh i think i missed also

 

[Companion]

TWO MOTHERS MEET​

TWO MOTHERS MEET FOR COFFEE​

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"Well, Mildred," asked one. "How are your son and daughter doing?"​

"To tell you the truth," answered the second, "my Daniel has married a real good-for-nothing. She doesn't get out of bed until eleven. She's out all day spending his money on Heaven knows what and when he gets home exhausted, does she have a nice hot dinner for him? No!​

"She makes him take her out to dinner at an expensive restaurant."​

"And your daughter Layla?"​

"Ah! Layla has married a saint. He brings her breakfast in bed, he gives her enough money to buy all she needs, and in the evening he takes her out to dinner at a beautiful restaurant."​

 

[Companion]

Don’t think all of the joke was printed .Half of it was missing

 

[PepeLePew]

I got it and for those of you who didn't...........The mother doesn't like the fact that her son spends all his money on the daughter-in-law but thinks it's wonderful that her daughters husband spends all his money on her daughter.

I get on fabulously well with my sons wife, so much so that she prefers that I look after her their sons whenever possible. I am also welcome at their home anytime I want to go but I don't take advantage of that and when there, never do I overrule the parents, in my house on the other hand if they need discipline when their parents are around then they get it, coz it's my home, my rules.

 

[Kenneth Tromp]

yeh i think i missed also

 

[Kenneth Tromp]

The woman who says her daughter in law is very very lazy.....is the same as the other woman who describes her son as being very very good to his wife which also makes her a very lazy bitch as well. Both daughters in law are tared with the same brush.