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Two Explorers

Two explorers in the 1950s crash land on a remote island

They are soon captured by the local tribe. They are told that if they do not complete 2 tasks they will be killed and eaten. However if they succeed they can live like kings with their own harem.

First they must go into the jungle and find 10 edible things and bring them back.
They go, and soon after one of them reappears with 10 raspberries.

“You did well” says one of the elders. “Your second task is to insert the 10 berries in your rectum WITHOUT laughing. If you do, we will kill and eat you.”

The man starts his task, 1, 2 .. 7, 8 and he bursts out laughing and rolling around on the ground. “What are you doing, you were so close!?” asks one of the elders.

The man cannot breathe laughing so hard, he can only point to his friend emerging from the jungle with 10 coconuts.
 
Two Explorers

Two explorers in the 1950s crash land on a remote island

They are soon captured by the local tribe. They are told that if they do not complete 2 tasks they will be killed and eaten. However if they succeed they can live like kings with their own harem.

First they must go into the jungle and find 10 edible things and bring them back.
They go, and soon after one of them reappears with 10 raspberries.

“You did well” says one of the elders. “Your second task is to insert the 10 berries in your rectum WITHOUT laughing. If you do, we will kill and eat you.”

The man starts his task, 1, 2 .. 7, 8 and he bursts out laughing and rolling around on the ground. “What are you doing, you were so close!?” asks one of the elders.

The man cannot breathe laughing so hard, he can only point to his friend emerging from the jungle with 10 coconuts.
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