Twick Or Tweet!
I saw my son eating chocolate even after
I confiscated all his Halloween treats.
I asked him where he got that from.
He said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
Have you seen the new species of tulips. They look rather bug infested and swollen. I think they are showing evidence of a terminal conditionDennis R's Morning Pun What flowers grow under our nose? Tulips.
I used to hide my Twix in an egg carton, the kids never went for eggs when they were thinking of a hearty snack