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I saw my son eating chocolate even after
I confiscated all his Halloween treats.
I asked him where he got that from.
He said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
 
😳that’d be me 🤣
 
Dennis R's Morning Pun What flowers grow under our nose? Tulips.
 
Good one.
 
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Dennis R's Morning Pun What flowers grow under our nose? Tulips.
Have you seen the new species of tulips. They look rather bug infested and swollen. I think they are showing evidence of a terminal condition
 
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I used to hide my Twix in an egg carton, the kids never went for eggs when they were thinking of a hearty snack
 
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I used to hide my Twix in an egg carton, the kids never went for eggs when they were thinking of a hearty snack
😳up there for thinking love it 🤣
 

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