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Triple Threat

An old guy was sitting eating at a local truck stop...
When three big, burly bikers walked in. The first stubbed
his cigarette out in the old guy's pie, the second
walked past and spat in his coffee, and the last flipped
the guy's plate over, tipping the rest of his meal everywhere.
The old guy didn't say a word. He just got up and slowly walked out of the truck stop.
"Huh" snorted the first biker. "He wasn't much of a man, was he?"
"Nope" replied their server. "He's not much of a truck driver either.
He just backed up and crushed 3 motorcycles with his rig."
 
Triple Threat

An old guy was sitting eating at a local truck stop...
When three big, burly bikers walked in. The first stubbed

his cigarette out in the old guy's pie, the second
walked past and spat in his coffee, and the last flipped
the guy's plate over, tipping the rest of his meal everywhere.
The old guy didn't say a word. He just got up and slowly walked out of the truck stop.
"Huh" snorted the first biker. "He wasn't much of a man, was he?"
"Nope" replied their server. "He's not much of a truck driver either.

He just backed up and crushed 3 motorcycles with his rig."
love it
 
Triple Threat

An old guy was sitting eating at a local truck stop...
When three big, burly bikers walked in. The first stubbed

his cigarette out in the old guy's pie, the second
walked past and spat in his coffee, and the last flipped
the guy's plate over, tipping the rest of his meal everywhere.
The old guy didn't say a word. He just got up and slowly walked out of the truck stop.
"Huh" snorted the first biker. "He wasn't much of a man, was he?"
"Nope" replied their server. "He's not much of a truck driver either.

He just backed up and crushed 3 motorcycles with his rig."
Oh no, you're like the TV and repeating yourself. Done this before guys.
 
Triple Threat

An old guy was sitting eating at a local truck stop...
When three big, burly bikers walked in. The first stubbed

his cigarette out in the old guy's pie, the second
walked past and spat in his coffee, and the last flipped
the guy's plate over, tipping the rest of his meal everywhere.
The old guy didn't say a word. He just got up and slowly walked out of the truck stop.
"Huh" snorted the first biker. "He wasn't much of a man, was he?"
"Nope" replied their server. "He's not much of a truck driver either.

He just backed up and crushed 3 motorcycles with his rig."
an oldie but a goodie
 
Triple Threat

An old guy was sitting eating at a local truck stop...
When three big, burly bikers walked in. The first stubbed

his cigarette out in the old guy's pie, the second
walked past and spat in his coffee, and the last flipped
the guy's plate over, tipping the rest of his meal everywhere.
The old guy didn't say a word. He just got up and slowly walked out of the truck stop.
"Huh" snorted the first biker. "He wasn't much of a man, was he?"
"Nope" replied their server. "He's not much of a truck driver either.

He just backed up and crushed 3 motorcycles with his rig."
Oldie but a goodies!
 
Now that joke was as old as many Dennis forces upon us daily.
I do not force any one to read my Puns, I have access to 3001 puns with 16 different subjects which I alter every day, there is plenty of other subjects you can watch instead, being 94 I have had more time to have seen jokes than younger members, have a good day and look forward to your daily newsletter.
 
Triple Threat

An old guy was sitting eating at a local truck stop...
When three big, burly bikers walked in. The first stubbed

his cigarette out in the old guy's pie, the second
walked past and spat in his coffee, and the last flipped
the guy's plate over, tipping the rest of his meal everywhere.
The old guy didn't say a word. He just got up and slowly walked out of the truck stop.
"Huh" snorted the first biker. "He wasn't much of a man, was he?"
"Nope" replied their server. "He's not much of a truck driver either.

He just backed up and crushed 3 motorcycles with his rig."
Lol, good work old guy! that will give them a good laugh. Hahaha.
 
I do not force any one to read my Puns, I have access to 3001 puns with 16 different subjects which I alter every day, there is plenty of other subjects you can watch instead, being 94 I have had more time to have seen jokes than younger members, have a good day and look forward to your daily newsletter.
Love your puns & jokes
 
I do not force any one to read my Puns, I have access to 3001 puns with 16 different subjects which I alter every day, there is plenty of other subjects you can watch instead, being 94 I have had more time to have seen jokes than younger members, have a good day and look forward to your daily newsletter.
Love it keep them coming
 

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