Triple Threat
An old guy was sitting eating at a local truck stop...
When three big, burly bikers walked in. The first stubbed
his cigarette out in the old guy's pie, the second
walked past and spat in his coffee, and the last flipped
the guy's plate over, tipping the rest of his meal everywhere.
The old guy didn't say a word. He just got up and slowly walked out of the truck stop.
"Huh" snorted the first biker. "He wasn't much of a man, was he?"
"Nope" replied their server. "He's not much of a truck driver either.
He just backed up and crushed 3 motorcycles with his rig."