SDC Rewards Member
Upgrade yours now
Toothpaste
For past 10 years my wife has been complaining to me about not putting the cap back on the toothpaste. On our anniversary, I decided to change this bad habit and make my wife happy.
For a week I was diligent, always capping the toothpaste. I was expecting my wife to thank me, but she never did it.
Finally, last night she turned and looked at me and said, “Why did you stop brushing your teeth?!”