[Observer]

Today at the cemetery​

Today at the cemetery, I saw 4 men carrying a coffin… just walking round and round in circles.

Three hours later, they were STILL at it with the same coffin.

That’s when I thought to myself… they've definitely lost the plot.

 

[Wandiwa]

Grave mistake !

 

[magpie1]

Then a voice came from inside the coffin....."Will you hurry up a bury me in the cold earth....its bloody HOT in here !!"

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. You are so dumb you have a stop sign at the top of your ladder.

 

[Ivory]

I’m pleased they weren’t carrying my husband’s mother in law. He needed to be sure she was safely planted

 

[Observer]

I’m pleased they weren’t carrying my husband’s mother in law. He needed to be sure she was safely planted

In other words, your mother?

 

[Ivory]

In other words, your mother?

Very quick to pick that up.

 

[Observer]

Very quick to pick that up.

Straight away hehehe
You posted at 5.49 and I posted a response at 5.52

 

[Ivory]

Straight away hehehe
You posted at 5.49 and I posted a response at 5.52

And you hadn’t even met his mother in law!

 

[Observer]

And you hadn’t even met his mother in law!

No I hadn't hehehe
Was that a good thing or a bad thing if I had?

 

[Ivory]

No I hadn't hehehe
Was that a good thing or a bad thing if I had?

You would remember the meeting, that’s guaranteed