[Luckyus]

Three Men Out Driving​

Three men are out driving on a beautiful sunny day.

However, they all fail to notice the stop signs and crash into each other at an intersection.

They all arrive at the Pearly Gates where St. Peter is waiting for them.

St. Peter asks, “So, what’s your story?”

The first of the three men replies, “Well, I think I just died in a car accident.

St. Peter nods and asks, “And what car were you driving on Earth?”

“A Pontiac Firebird,” replies the mortal.

“Oh, I see. Well, unfortunately, that means you’re going to hell, son.”

The second man approaches and is asked the same question.

The second man looks slightly concerned as he replies, “I was driving a Ford Mondeo.

“Sorry, going down,” says St. Peter.

The third man cautiously steps forward.

“So,” St. Peter asks, “what kind of car were you driving?”

“Uh, a Land Rover,” comes the shaky reply.

“Well, welcome to heaven, son,” says St. Peter.

The Land Rover driver is a little confused and says, “I thought I was in trouble. What is going on?”

St. Peter smiles and says, “Son, you’ve already been through hell.

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Three Men Out Driving​

Three men are out driving on a beautiful sunny day.

However, they all fail to notice the stop signs and crash into each other at an intersection.

They all arrive at the Pearly Gates where St. Peter is waiting for them.

St. Peter asks, “So, what’s your story?”

The first of the three men replies, “Well, I think I just died in a car accident.

St. Peter nods and asks, “And what car were you driving on Earth?”

“A Pontiac Firebird,” replies the mortal.

“Oh, I see. Well, unfortunately, that means you’re going to hell, son.”

The second man approaches and is asked the same question.

The second man looks slightly concerned as he replies, “I was driving a Ford Mondeo.

“Sorry, going down,” says St. Peter.

The third man cautiously steps forward.

“So,” St. Peter asks, “what kind of car were you driving?”

“Uh, a Land Rover,” comes the shaky reply.

“Well, welcome to heaven, son,” says St. Peter.

The Land Rover driver is a little confused and says, “I thought I was in trouble. What is going on?”

St. Peter smiles and says, “Son, you’ve already been through hell.

Lol, what kind of a God is this! why can't he send them back to earth! Hahaha.

 

[Lord Garton]

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ｉｎ　Ｈｅａｖｅｎ．

 

[Squizzy1]

Lol, what kind of a God is this! why can't he send them back to earth! Hahaha.

What makes you think he didn't? If you're in Heaven which way is Earth?

 

[Rey]

Can someone please send this joke to Land Rover ….

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

What makes you think he didn't? If you're in Heaven which way is Earth?

Between hell and Heaven! Hahaha.

 

[Brody]

Sometimes a joke comes along, that is very funny. I found this one very funny.
Not so much for the Land Rover but the fact that I bought a VW (an old one in super good interior and exterior) because it was in mint condition.
I thought I had won the Lottery, but not long after, I realised it was a lemon, a very costly Lemon.
I'm glad I'm going to Heaven, because I too, have already been to hell.