[Skipton]

Thoughts of Seniors' ........ probably very very true!​

“The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.” – Bill Watterson


As I’ve grown older, I’ve learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.

I’m responsible for what I say, not what you understand.

Common sense is like deodorant, the people who need it the most never use it.


My tolerance for idiots is extremely low these days. I used to have some immunity built up, but obviously there's a new strain out there.

It’s not my age that bothers me, it’s the side effects.


As I watch this generation try to rewrite our history, one thing I'm sure of... it will be misspelled and have no punctuation.


As I’ve gotten older, people think I’ve become lazy. The truth is I’m just being more energy efficient.


If you find yourself feeling useless, remember it took 20 years, trillions of dollars, and four U.S. presidents to replace the Taliban with the Taliban.


Turns out that being a "senior" is mostly just googling how to do stuff.


I want to be 18 again and ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.


My mind is like an internet browser. At least 19 open tabs, 3 of them are frozen, and I have no clue where the music is coming from.

Hard to believe I once had a phone attached to a wall, and when it rang, I picked it up without knowing who was calling.


So, you’ve been eating hot dogs and McChickens all your life, but you won’t take the vaccine because you don’t know what’s in it?


Sometimes the Universe puts you in the same situation again to see if you’re still a dumbass.


There is no such thing as a grouchy old person. The truth is, once you get old you stop being polite and start being honest...so true.

 

[Sethia Soliman]

Love this one!