This British woman reveals the three things she HATES about living in Australia

No matter how much research you do or how many people you talk to when you decide to move to a new country, there are always going to be some things that take you by surprise (and not in a good way).

For one British woman who made the move Down Under, the biggest pet peeves she encountered came in the form of traffic lights, toilets and café closing times.



Jordana Grace, who refers to herself as That British Girl on social media, recently took to Instagram with a video detailing the three 'weird' things she hates about living in Australia – and trust us when we say she was not pulling any punches.

'I'm scared to say this,' Jordana said at the beginning of her controversial video. 'Things they should tell you before coming to Australia - the three weird things I just don't like.'


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A British expat on the Sunshine Coast revealed her pet peeves about Australia. Credit: Instagram/thejordanagrace.



So what exactly did she have to say? Well, for starters, Jordana takes issue with our traffic lights.

In her home country (and in many other places around the world), traffic lights go from red to orange to green gradually and give drivers time to get into gear before they start moving again.

But in Australia? Nope… it goes straight from red to green with no warning in between!

'Before I've even got into gear, the people behind me are like: "The lights are green, go!",' she said, adding, 'I don't like it. It stresses me out.'



Jordana also takes issue with the lack of toilets in cafes around the Sunshine Coast (where she currently lives). Many establishments here share toilets with other businesses nearby, and you need a key to use them - which can be pretty inconvenient if you suddenly need to go while you're out and about.

'It's not just a key; it's some shovel-like thing, so everyone knows where you're going when you're holding the shovel,' she went on to share.



Finally, one of her biggest gripes is how early cafes close their doors for the day – often by midday! This can make grabbing lunch or coffee later on in the afternoon quite difficult (especially if you don't want fast food).

'They all seem to close at like midday. What do you want me to do in the afternoon, socialise and meet new people? How dare you,' she complained jokingly.
We feel your pain on this one too; sometimes all we want is a nice hot cup of tea after 12pm but alas...our favourite cafe is already closed!



Realising that hurling such opinions might spark an intense backlash from Aussie users, Jordana said at the end of her video: 'I still love Australia, so please forgive me.'

Needless to say, her video soon caught the attention of Aussie users, who were quick to share their opinions regarding her 'disappointing' experiences.

One user who claimed to be from Melbourne sarcastically said that 'nothing closes here' and then added, 'and toilets are everywhere pretty much,' in his comment.

A second person agreed with Jordana that those things are annoying but later explained that it might be because of the state she's in. 'I live in Sydney, and we've always had yellow lights between green,' they said.

Another person simply commented, 'After midday, you go to the pub,' along with an emoji of two glasses of beer raised in a toast.
Key Takeaways

  • A British woman has revealed the three things she hates about living in Australia.
  • The three things she dislikes are the traffic light system, the lack of toilets, and cafe closing times.
  • Aussies have defended their habits, but others agree with the woman.
While Jordana says she still loves Australia despite these pet peeves, we imagine it probably wasn't easy for her to adjust when she first arrived here from the UK.

Do any of her complaints ring true for you, members? And do you have more to add to her (hopefully not growing) list? Let us know your thoughts down below in the comments!
 
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No matter how much research you do or how many people you talk to when you decide to move to a new country, there are always going to be some things that take you by surprise (and not in a good way).

For one British woman who made the move Down Under, the biggest pet peeves she encountered came in the form of traffic lights, toilets and café closing times.



Jordana Grace, who refers to herself as That British Girl on social media, recently took to Instagram with a video detailing the three 'weird' things she hates about living in Australia – and trust us when we say she was not pulling any punches.

'I'm scared to say this,' Jordana said at the beginning of her controversial video. 'Things they should tell you before coming to Australia - the three weird things I just don't like.'


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A British expat on the Sunshine Coast revealed her pet peeves about Australia. Credit: Instagram/thejordanagrace.



So what exactly did she have to say? Well, for starters, Jordana takes issue with our traffic lights.

In her home country (and in many other places around the world), traffic lights go from red to orange to green gradually and give drivers time to get into gear before they start moving again.

But in Australia? Nope… it goes straight from red to green with no warning in between!

'Before I've even got into gear, the people behind me are like: "The lights are green, go!",' she said, adding, 'I don't like it. It stresses me out.'



Jordana also takes issue with the lack of toilets in cafes around the Sunshine Coast (where she currently lives). Many establishments here share toilets with other businesses nearby, and you need a key to use them - which can be pretty inconvenient if you suddenly need to go while you're out and about.

'It's not just a key; it's some shovel-like thing, so everyone knows where you're going when you're holding the shovel,' she went on to share.



Finally, one of her biggest gripes is how early cafes close their doors for the day – often by midday! This can make grabbing lunch or coffee later on in the afternoon quite difficult (especially if you don't want fast food).

'They all seem to close at like midday. What do you want me to do in the afternoon, socialise and meet new people? How dare you,' she complained jokingly.
We feel your pain on this one too; sometimes all we want is a nice hot cup of tea after 12pm but alas...our favourite cafe is already closed!



Realising that hurling such opinions might spark an intense backlash from Aussie users, Jordana said at the end of her video: 'I still love Australia, so please forgive me.'

Needless to say, her video soon caught the attention of Aussie users, who were quick to share their opinions regarding her 'disappointing' experiences.

One user who claimed to be from Melbourne sarcastically said that 'nothing closes here' and then added, 'and toilets are everywhere pretty much,' in his comment.

A second person agreed with Jordana that those things are annoying but later explained that it might be because of the state she's in. 'I live in Sydney, and we've always had yellow lights between green,' they said.

Another person simply commented, 'After midday, you go to the pub,' along with an emoji of two glasses of beer raised in a toast.
Key Takeaways

  • A British woman has revealed the three things she hates about living in Australia.
  • The three things she dislikes are the traffic light system, the lack of toilets, and cafe closing times.
  • Aussies have defended their habits, but others agree with the woman.
While Jordana says she still loves Australia despite these pet peeves, we imagine it probably wasn't easy for her to adjust when she first arrived here from the UK.

Do any of her complaints ring true for you, members? And do you have more to add to her (hopefully not growing) list? Let us know your thoughts down below in the comments!

Just go home to the cold and sleet
 
Can't say we have those problems in Perth, W.A. that she is voicing an opinion about.
If she is indeed using a mobile phone at the lights she'd better beware because as we all know, do so while driving is illegal & subject to hefty fines & loss of points.
 
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I’ve lived in QLD forty two years I’m from Kent UK I HATE mosquitoes flys snakes and spiders I miss culture quaint villages Europe being close
I love the Aussie spirit laid back people warm weather space and freedom of speech cheers Australia
TATTOO, other than family you are the only one I've come across who claims to have come from Kent. So I must ask the question, (which is not sexist or misogynistic) Kentish Man or Men of Kent? I came here from Kent in 1958.
 
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Hi Ezzy nice to see you , hope you are well
Hi Suzanne rose. Thankyou for asking. Yes as well as can be expected. Just trying to keep up with all the lunches & functions which arise at this time of year.

I trust you too are keeping well. I am sure you are busy cooking & preparing for a family celebration on Christmas Day.
Your articles & comments give me so much joy on this forum. You are so multi-talented. Dear friend, besides sewing, is there anything you cannot do or haven't tried?
 
Hi Suzanne rose. Thankyou for asking. Yes as well as can be expected. Just trying to keep up with all the lunches & functions which arise at this time of year.

I trust you too are keeping well. I am sure you are busy cooking & preparing for a family celebration on Christmas Day.
Your articles & comments give me so much joy on this forum. You are so multi-talented. Dear friend, besides sewing, is there anything you cannot do or haven't tried?
Haha I'm sure there is just cant think of anything oh knitting I can knitt just not actually make anything except for squares and even those are not even and I was told there were little holes as I dropped a stitch.
 
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Haha I'm sure there is just cant think of anything oh knitting I can knitt just not actually make anything except for squares and even those are not even and I was told there were little holes as I dropped a stitch.
Laugh you may well do but from what you have posed at different times we all know you are a very talented lady.
Tried knitting myself with many holes. I did well about 40 years ago crocheting rugs for our 4 daughter's beds when they were younger though.
 
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TATTOO, other than family you are the only one I've come across who claims to have come from Kent. So I must ask the question, (which is not sexist or misogynistic) Kentish Man or Men of Kent? I came here from Kent in 1958.
Kentish man definitely but I also have heard it depends what part of Kent I’m from Gravesend which is why I call myself a Kentish maid I’m not sure about the difference I must Google it 😀 merry Christmas Kentish maid ☺️
 
Spoken like a true blue ignorant Aussie
I think she is just fed up with people coming here and knocking Australia.
Although we welcome all and if they don't like it here they don't have to stay, maybe where they come from is better. I think that's what she was trying to say
 
I think she is just fed up with people coming here and knocking Australia.
Although we welcome all and if they don't like it here they don't have to stay, maybe where they come from is better. I think that's what she was trying to say
Then why didn’t she say that instead of being rude and nasty I’ve lived here from the UK for forty two years and still I miss things about my birth country I was thirty when I emigrated with my husband and two children I feel blessed with what I have here in Australia but that doesn’t stop me from wishing I could have the best of both worlds the culture in UK and EUROPE and the lifestyle I’m privileged to live here don’t be unkind to immigrants they bring a lot to this country and give up a lot too it costs nothing to smile and be kind ☺️👍🏻
 

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