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The Tea Party​

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman are​

taking part in a survey about tea-drinking habits.
“I always stir my tea with my left hand,” says the Englishman.
“I always stir my tea with my right hand,” says the Scotsman.
“How about you?,” the interviewer asks the Irishman.
“Oh, me?” says the Irishman, “I always use a spoon.”