[Luckyus]

The Sim Card​

Mary buys a new Sim Card.
Puts it in her phone and decides to surprise her husband who is seated on the couch in the living room.
She goes to the kitchen, and calls her husband with the new number:
“Hello Darling.”
The husband responds in a low tone:
“Let me call you back later Honey, my wife is in the kitchen.

 

[mOiOz]

Next call, Lawyer or Funeral Parlour!

 

[WADuck]

Next call, Lawyer or Funeral Parlour!

Definitely the hospital

 

[Veggiepatch]

Oops!

 

[magpie1]

Run, as fast as you can, you've got a real problem now mate.

 

[Ivory]

Mary has known all along. Hence the new solid, cast iron pan frying.

 

[unadonnamary]

Not funny when something like this happens in real life, though.

 

[Janet g]

OH OH sprung