[Luckyus]

The Shovel​

I woke to go to the toilet in the middle of the night and noticed a burglar sneaking through next door's garden.

Suddenly my neighbour came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with a spade, killing him instantly. He then began to dig a grave with the spade.

Astonished, I got back into bed.

My wife said "Darling you're shaking, what is it?"

"You'll never believe what I've just seen!" I said,

"That tosser next door has still got my bloody spade."

 

[Sethia Soliman]

I woke to go to the toilet in the middle of the night and noticed a burglar sneaking through next door's garden.

Suddenly my neighbour came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with a spade, killing him instantly. He then began to dig a grave with the spade.

Astonished, I got back into bed.

My wife said "Darling you're shaking, what is it?"

"You'll never believe what I've just seen!" I said,

"That tosser next door has still got my bloody spade."

Hilariouuus

 

[Dennis]

I hope he was not wearing gloves just leaving your fingerprints on the murder weapon

 

[Mrs P]

..."Um"........"OH"......What more can I say.....

 

[margie]

 

[Retiree46]

Well at least he buried him, he could have left him there with your spade.

 

[Mindygirl12022]

I bet your neighbour has more of your tools as well. Maybe ask for them back before he does more - er - damage???

 

[Retiree46]

I bet your neighbour has more of your tools as well. Maybe ask for them back before he does more - er - damage???

He can't he buried them all

 

[Ezzy]

I woke to go to the toilet in the middle of the night and noticed a burglar sneaking through next door's garden.

Suddenly my neighbour came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with a spade, killing him instantly. He then began to dig a grave with the spade.

Astonished, I got back into bed.

My wife said "Darling you're shaking, what is it?"

"You'll never believe what I've just seen!" I said,

"That tosser next door has still got my bloody spade."

Still got your spade & will return it very soon!