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The Religious Tennis Match
A bishop and a priest are having a tennis match. The bishop is very competitive, but can’t seem to bring his A-game to the priest who is clearly better. After a volley from the priest, the bishop misses and yells: “Goddamn it! I missed the bugger!”, startling the priest.
He lets it slip and the match continues. But alas, after a fierce back-hand from the priest, the bishop misses and again yells:
“Goddamn it! I missed the bugger!”
“Stop it” yells the priest. “You can’t use the Lord's name in vain like that!”
The bishop apologizes. “I’m sorry, my son. I swear to you, if I do it again, may God smite me with all his might.”
“Fair enough.” grumbles the priest, and the match continues. It’s going really well, but as fate may have it, the bishop misses and slips again, shouting
“God'amn it! I missed the bugger!” Suddenly thick, dark clouds gather in the sky and with roaring thunder, a lightning bolt shoots down to the earth and vaporizes the ball midair.
A thundering voice emits from the skies...
“Damn it! I missed the bugger!”
