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The Penguin Defence

Just once, I'd like to defend
a penguin in court

just so I can say,
''Your Honour; my client is clearly

not a flight risk!''
 
The Penguin Defence

Just once, I'd like to defend
a penguin in court

just so I can say,
''Your Honour; my client is clearly

not a flight risk!''
Dennis R'. Morning pun, What is the soft stuff between a shark's teeth. Slow swimmers.
 
Why do sharks circle bathers a few times before attacking? Because people taste better when their bowels are empty.
 
The Penguin Defence

Just once, I'd like to defend
a penguin in court

just so I can say,
''Your Honour; my client is clearly

not a flight risk!''
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