[Luckyus]

The Old Switcheroo...​

George came home from University in tears.
"Mom, am I adopted?"
"No of course not!", replied his mother.
"Why would you think such a thing?"
George showed her his genealogy DNA test results.
No match for any of his relatives, and strong matches for a
family who lived the other side of the city.
Perturbed, his mother called her husband.
"Honey, George has done a DNA test, and... and...
I don't know how to say this... he may not be our son."
"Well, obviously!" he replied.
"What do you mean?" she asked.
"It was your idea in the first place" her husband said.
"You remember, that first night in hospital when the baby
did nothing but scream and cry and scream and cry. On and on.
And you asked me to change him."
"I picked a good one I reckon.
Ever so proud of George."

 

[Dennis]

Heard it before but a very good one for new members'

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke What's the biggest moth in the world? A man- moth.

 

[Littleboy8]

love it.
Never heard it before

 

[Ivory]

If it’s been around before then I must be younger than I thought. I’d not heard it, but loved it

 

[richmich.4422@gmail]

Just wonder how many others may have wanted to do the same.

NOVEZAR

 

[UruauP]

Classic.