a lanky bloke looked a bit kinky in a skirt, but looked weird in a shirt made from rayon, when he went out to buy some booze. Oh goodness! I am sure that there are a great number of words that can be used.G'day Jon, Fair enuff I shoulda picked up on that, a bonza idea mate, but oz slang words are a bit thin on the ground, I got to about a dozen (5 letter) and gave up, I still don't like the idea of using capitalised words such as trade names etc. Just an old ocker bloke trying not to be a piker. Must get another bottle of plonk to have with my smoko! cheers Ted