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The Newlyweds and the Can of Paint

Three couples went to visit the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without making love for two months and then come back and tell him how it went.
The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed. Two months went by, and the couples returned to the minister.
The retired couple said it was no problem at all.
The middle-aged couple said it was a bit tough the first month but then it was not a problem.
The newlyweds said it was fine until the woman dropped a can of paint. "A can of PAINT??!" exclaimed the minister.
"Yeah," said the newlywed husband. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust just took over."
The minister just shook his head and said: "You two sinners are not welcome in my church!"
"That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome at Bunnings, either."
 
The Newlyweds and the Can of Paint

Three couples went to visit the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without making love for two months and then come back and tell him how it went.
The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed. Two months went by, and the couples returned to the minister.
The retired couple said it was no problem at all.
The middle-aged couple said it was a bit tough the first month but then it was not a problem.
The newlyweds said it was fine until the woman dropped a can of paint. "A can of PAINT??!" exclaimed the minister.
"Yeah," said the newlywed husband. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust just took over."
The minister just shook his head and said: "You two sinners are not welcome in my church!"
"That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome at Bunnings, either."
Lol, Newlyweds not going without sex! good it happened. no wonder the churches are empty. Hahaha.
 
The Newlyweds and the Can of Paint

Three couples went to visit the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without making love for two months and then come back and tell him how it went.
The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed. Two months went by, and the couples returned to the minister.
The retired couple said it was no problem at all.
The middle-aged couple said it was a bit tough the first month but then it was not a problem.
The newlyweds said it was fine until the woman dropped a can of paint. "A can of PAINT??!" exclaimed the minister.
"Yeah," said the newlywed husband. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust just took over."
The minister just shook his head and said: "You two sinners are not welcome in my church!"
"That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome at Bunnings, either."
Hilarious, loved it 🤣
 

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