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The Most Expensive Doll

One day a father gets out of work, and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He dashes over to a toy shop and asks the sales person: "how much for one of those Barbies in the display window?"
The salesperson returns: "which one do you mean, Sir? We have Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $199.95."
The amazed father asks: "how much?! Why is the divorced Barbie $199.95 and the others only $19.95?"
The annoyed salesperson sighs and answers: "Sir, the other Barbies only come with an outfit. Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and one of Ken's best friends."
 
She would also need to come with clothing taken from the closet as she left the house. Hope she doesn’t come with a potential paternity issue also! 😁😁
 
She would also need to come with clothing taken from the closet as she left the house. Hope she doesn’t come with a potential paternity issue also! 😁😁
And an empty bottle of bleach that she poured over all his suits on the way out.:LOL:
 
You know the old saying "every girl is sitting on a goldmine"
 
You know the old saying "every girl is sitting on a goldmine"
Very true in many a circumstance indeed.
You comment would be a typical response from Veggie.
 
A joke in a similar vein....

A guy wanders into an adult shop and asks the assistant about the range of inflatable female dolls.

The assistant replies "We have a Hawaiian doll for $35.95, a black African one for $38.95 and our most popular doll, the blonde Swedish one, for $40.95."

He continues. "And our top of range Muslim doll for $249.95!"

The guy says "Bloody hell! Why is it so much dearer than the rest?"

The assistant replies "It's the only one that blows itself up!" o_O
 
The assistant replies "It's the only one that blows itself up!" o_O
Muslim lady trying on a new burka, turns to her friend and says does my bomb look big in this.
 
That joke is nearly as old as I am and I am in my eighties.
 
You know the old saying "every girl is sitting on a goldmine"
My goldmine was abandoned many years ago due to low productivity 😁😁
 
You know the old saying "every girl is sitting on a goldmine"
Puts a new spin on "gold nuggets".

Some sit on a brown coal mine....
 
My goldmine was abandoned many years ago due to low productivity 😁😁
Hi Ivory,
You do know the old saying, "There's many a good tune left in an old fiddle".
Keep the strings tight & in good working order.
You just never know what's around the corner to help you do a bit of fine tuning.
 
Hi Ivory,
You do know the old saying, "There's many a good tune left in an old fiddle".
Keep the strings tight & in good working order.
You just never know what's around the corner to help you do a bit of fine tuning.
I think the strings are tight enough @novezar, but I believe the cobweb broom would need a good work out first!,😁😁 🧹
 
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