[Luckyus]

The Most Expensive Doll​

One day a father gets out of work, and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He dashes over to a toy shop and asks the sales person: "how much for one of those Barbies in the display window?"
The salesperson returns: "which one do you mean, Sir? We have Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $199.95."
The amazed father asks: "how much?! Why is the divorced Barbie $199.95 and the others only $19.95?"
The annoyed salesperson sighs and answers: "Sir, the other Barbies only come with an outfit. Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and one of Ken's best friends."

 

[Ivory]

She would also need to come with clothing taken from the closet as she left the house. Hope she doesn’t come with a potential paternity issue also!

 

[Ian D]

so true.

 

[Nichola]

She would also need to come with clothing taken from the closet as she left the house. Hope she doesn’t come with a potential paternity issue also!

And an empty bottle of bleach that she poured over all his suits on the way out.

 

[Wandiwa]

You know the old saying "every girl is sitting on a goldmine"

 

[novezar]

You know the old saying "every girl is sitting on a goldmine"

Very true in many a circumstance indeed.
You comment would be a typical response from Veggie.

 

[Veggiepatch]

A joke in a similar vein....

A guy wanders into an adult shop and asks the assistant about the range of inflatable female dolls.

The assistant replies "We have a Hawaiian doll for $35.95, a black African one for $38.95 and our most popular doll, the blonde Swedish one, for $40.95."

He continues. "And our top of range Muslim doll for $249.95!"

The guy says "Bloody hell! Why is it so much dearer than the rest?"

The assistant replies "It's the only one that blows itself up!"

 

[Wandiwa]

The assistant replies "It's the only one that blows itself up!"

Muslim lady trying on a new burka, turns to her friend and says does my bomb look big in this.

 

[mOiOz]

You know the old saying "every girl is sitting on a goldmine"

Depends on where you get divorced...!

 

[ColacA]

That joke is nearly as old as I am and I am in my eighties.

 

[Ivory]

You know the old saying "every girl is sitting on a goldmine"

My goldmine was abandoned many years ago due to low productivity

 

[Veggiepatch]

You know the old saying "every girl is sitting on a goldmine"

Puts a new spin on "gold nuggets".

Some sit on a brown coal mine....

 

[Ivory]

Puts a new spin on "gold nuggets".

Some sit on a brown coal mine....

That would get squidgy! Gross

 

[novezar]

My goldmine was abandoned many years ago due to low productivity

Hi Ivory,
You do know the old saying, "There's many a good tune left in an old fiddle".
Keep the strings tight & in good working order.
You just never know what's around the corner to help you do a bit of fine tuning.

 

[Ivory]

Hi Ivory,
You do know the old saying, "There's many a good tune left in an old fiddle".
Keep the strings tight & in good working order.
You just never know what's around the corner to help you do a bit of fine tuning.

I think the strings are tight enough @novezar, but I believe the cobweb broom would need a good work out first!,