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The Maestro Movie

Stallone: ''I'm making a movie about famous composers,
I'll be playing Beethoven.''
Van Damme: ''I'll be Mozart.''

Schwarzenagger: '' Stop it guys, I'm not saying it!!!!''
 
The Maestro Movie

Stallone: ''I'm making a movie about famous composers,
I'll be playing Beethoven.''
Van Damme: ''I'll be Mozart.''

Schwarzenagger: '' Stop it guys, I'm not saying it!!!!''
I’ll be Bach
 
The Maestro Movie

Stallone: ''I'm making a movie about famous composers,
I'll be playing Beethoven.''
Van Damme: ''I'll be Mozart.''

Schwarzenagger: '' Stop it guys, I'm not saying it!!!!''
 
I'll be bach
 
The Maestro Movie

Stallone: ''I'm making a movie about famous composers,
I'll be playing Beethoven.''
Van Damme: ''I'll be Mozart.''

Schwarzenagger: '' Stop it guys, I'm not saying it!!!!''
It took a sec but 🤣🤣
 
Hilarious, took me a moment.
 
I went up to the young counter assistant in a fruit shop only the other day and said "half a kilo of Bethoven's favorite fruit please!" The older woman behind her started giggling. I pointed at them and said BA- NA-NAN-NAAAS
 
The Maestro Movie

Stallone: ''I'm making a movie about famous composers,
I'll be playing Beethoven.''
Van Damme: ''I'll be Mozart.''

Schwarzenagger: '' Stop it guys, I'm not saying it!!!!''
Love it
 
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What did the composer name his pets?
Bach, Offenbach and Debussy.
 
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What did the composer name his pets?
Bach, Offenbach and Debussy.
It could also be Offenbach and Bach at debussy.. because Jah, Dis, vas heard often, playing out loud, in ze backyards, as a child...
 
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I went up to the young counter assistant in a fruit shop only the other day and said "half a kilo of Bethoven's favorite fruit please!" The older woman behind her started giggling. I pointed at them and said BA- NA-NAN-NAAAS
I know that is Batmans favourite fruit. 🦇 and what is Batmans other car .... a Tora ... na .. na .. na !
 
The Maestro Movie

Stallone: ''I'm making a movie about famous composers,
I'll be playing Beethoven.''
Van Damme: ''I'll be Mozart.''

Schwarzenagger: '' Stop it guys, I'm not saying it!!!!''
I don’t get this one :(
 
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What did the composer name his pets?
Bach, Offenbach and Debussy.
A friend of mine called his gorgeous Burmese cat "Clawed de Pussy".
 
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