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The Horny Bull

We recently spent $2500 on a young Black Angus Bull.

We put him out with the herd, but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.

I was beginning to suspect he was gay if that's possible with a bull.

Anyhow, I had the Vet come to have a look at him.

He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him each day.

The bull started to service the cows within two days.

All of OUR cows!

He even broke through the fence and bred all our neighbour's cows!

He's been breeding just about everything in sight.

He's like a machine! I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him, but they taste a bit like peppermint!
 

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