[Luckyus]

The Honeymoon Is Over​

As soon as the newlyweds returned from their honeymoon,
the young bride called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away.
“How did everything go?” her mom asked.


“Oh, mother,” she began, “The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic,
we had a terrific time. But, mother, on our way back,
Andy started using really horrible language.
Stuff I’d never heard before. Really terrible four-letter words.
You’ve got to come get me and take me home.
Please, Mother!” the new bride sobbed over the telephone.

“But, honey,” the mother countered, “What four-letter words?”

“I can’t tell you, mother, they’re too awful! Come get me, please!”


“Darling, you must tell me what has gotten you so upset….
Tell mother what four-letter words he used.”

Still sobbing, the bride said,

“Mother, words like dust, wash, iron, cook.”

 

[NotNats]

Sad but true with most young females these days.

 

[Reet]

Sad but true with most young females these days.

With some young males too. Sharing is the answer.

 

[Veggiepatch]

“Mother, words like dust, wash, iron, cook.”

With some women these days, they would replace those words for "daily necessities" with "Coke, tatt, gyms, fags"....

 

[Mikeyboy2012]

Poor love, having to fend for herself now that she's left home. Not fair

 

[Macarj]

Sad but true with most young females these days.

Not just these days my wife wanted to be a home mother even though she was a qualified teacher she asked if I minded her not working which I didn't mind so she did all the house work there was nothing left for me to do as the kids grew up and did sport while I was still at work I would come home and cook dinner for every one I love cooking and I did more house work. My wife was a great mother to our 3 kids and now a great grandmother to our 6 grand children

 

[Mrtnst]

With some young males too. Sharing is the answer.

True, it's the parents fault.

Mine made sure I and my brothers were well familiar with mops, brooms, dusters, washing machines, stoves and ovens Etc, Etc... Before we reached high school.

 

[magpie1]

Sad but true with most young females these days.

Almost like a foreign language to many of them.

 

[Littleboy8]

Almost like a foreign language to many of them.

 

[Veggiepatch]

Dust = cocaine or ice
Wash = dry cleaner
Iron = a supplement you buy from the chemist
Cook = your next Uber delivery

Welcome to the typical 2024 "house" wife.

 

[Viellarde]

Dust = cocaine or ice
Wash = dry cleaner
Iron = a supplement you buy from the chemist
Cook = your next Uber delivery

Welcome to the typical 2024 "house" wife.

And of course, they can always get a robot....

 

[Veggiepatch]

And of course, they can always get a robot....

The hubby....the ultimate "Yes man"....

 

[NotNats]

Not just these days my wife wanted to be a home mother even though she was a qualified teacher she asked if I minded her not working which I didn't mind so she did all the house work there was nothing left for me to do as the kids grew up and did sport while I was still at work I would come home and cook dinner for every one I love cooking and I did more house work. My wife was a great mother to our 3 kids and now a great grandmother to our 6 grand children

My hubby and me did the same, then when the youngest got to High School I decided I would like to go back work. When that happened, we sat down and decided who was going to do what with the stuff at home. Also, we never once said "your Money & My Money" it was always Our Money, Our Home.
A lot of kids today don't understand that a relationship/marriage is an equal partnership between 2 people. Both must agree to the terms, if not, it will end in disaster.