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The Genie

A woman was walking on the beach when she came across a genie lamp.

She picked up the lamp, rubbed it, and lo and behold, a genie appeared.

Surprised, the woman soon came to her senses and asked if she had three wishes.

The genie replied, “No… Due to inflation, constant downsizing and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So what will you wish for?”

The woman did not hesitate.

She took out a map and said, “I wish for peace in the Middle East. You see this map? I want these countries to stop fighting each other.

The genie looked at the map and exclaimed: “My goodness, ma’am! These people have been fighting for thousands of years! I am good, but not that good! This is not possible. Make another wish.”

The woman thought for a moment and said: “Well, I’ve never found the right man, you know, someone who’s thoughtful and funny, who likes to cook and help clean the house, who’s good in bed and gets along with my family, who doesn’t watch sports all the time, and who’s faithful. That’s what I want-a good husband.”

The genie let out a long sigh, shook his head and said, “Let me see that map again!
 
The Genie

A woman was walking on the beach when she came across a genie lamp.

She picked up the lamp, rubbed it, and lo and behold, a genie appeared.

Surprised, the woman soon came to her senses and asked if she had three wishes.

The genie replied, “No… Due to inflation, constant downsizing and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So what will you wish for?”

The woman did not hesitate.

She took out a map and said, “I wish for peace in the Middle East. You see this map? I want these countries to stop fighting each other.

The genie looked at the map and exclaimed: “My goodness, ma’am! These people have been fighting for thousands of years! I am good, but not that good! This is not possible. Make another wish.”

The woman thought for a moment and said: “Well, I’ve never found the right man, you know, someone who’s thoughtful and funny, who likes to cook and help clean the house, who’s good in bed and gets along with my family, who doesn’t watch sports all the time, and who’s faithful. That’s what I want-a good husband.”

The genie let out a long sigh, shook his head and said, “Let me see that map again!
Very good!
 
The Genie

A woman was walking on the beach when she came across a genie lamp.

She picked up the lamp, rubbed it, and lo and behold, a genie appeared.

Surprised, the woman soon came to her senses and asked if she had three wishes.

The genie replied, “No… Due to inflation, constant downsizing and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So what will you wish for?”

The woman did not hesitate.

She took out a map and said, “I wish for peace in the Middle East. You see this map? I want these countries to stop fighting each other.

The genie looked at the map and exclaimed: “My goodness, ma’am! These people have been fighting for thousands of years! I am good, but not that good! This is not possible. Make another wish.”

The woman thought for a moment and said: “Well, I’ve never found the right man, you know, someone who’s thoughtful and funny, who likes to cook and help clean the house, who’s good in bed and gets along with my family, who doesn’t watch sports all the time, and who’s faithful. That’s what I want-a good husband.”

The genie let out a long sigh, shook his head and said, “Let me see that map again!
OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 

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