[mOiOz]

THE FARMER'S NEW ROOSTER

Farmer Isaac's favourite rooster dies. He needs to buy a new one, so
he goes to Farmer Joseph, a breeder, where he explains his situation.
"I need the best rooster you have, he must get easily aroused and have a lot of stamina".

Farmer Joseph offers him his most expensive, strong, healthy bird for a huge sum, but also guarantees it has the best libido.

As soon as Farmer Isaac gets home, the rooster is immediately at work, servicing all the farmer’s 150 hens.
Farmer Isaac is very impressed,
Later in the day, at lunchtime, the rooster services every one of them again.

On the next day, the rooster has also mated with all the ducks on the farm, before the farmer has even woken up. Then, the rooster immediately goes on to mating with all the geese too.

Sadly, later the farmer finds his rooster lying on the ground, half dead, with vultures already circling overhead.
“You deserve that, you horny bastard!”, the farmer yells, "Wait tell I tell Joseph - I want my money back you useless bird!

The rooster opens one eye, points to the vultures and whispers, “Shhhh, they’re about to land!”

 

[Dennis]

THE FARMER'S NEW ROOSTER

Farmer Isaac's favourite rooster dies. He needs to buy a new one, so
he goes to Farmer Joseph, a breeder, where he explains his situation.
"I need the best rooster you have, he must get easily aroused and have a lot of stamina".

Farmer Joseph offers him his most expensive, strong, healthy bird for a huge sum, but also guarantees it has the best libido.

As soon as Farmer Isaac gets home, the rooster is immediately at work, servicing all the farmer’s 150 hens.
Farmer Isaac is very impressed,
Later in the day, at lunchtime, the rooster services every one of them again.

On the next day, the rooster has also mated with all the ducks on the farm, before the farmer has even woken up. Then, the rooster immediately goes on to mating with all the geese too.

Sadly, later the farmer finds his rooster lying on the ground, half dead, with vultures already circling overhead.
“You deserve that, you horny bastard!”, the farmer yells, "Wait tell I tell Joseph - I want my money back you useless bird!

The rooster opens one eye, points to the vultures and whispers, “Shhhh, they’re about to land!”

Dennis.R's Morning Pun. How do you confuse a doofus. Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

 

[Dennis]

In answer to the cockerel joke this is R rated but this actually happened, I was sitting on the bus after leaving work and standing in the aisle at the side of me was two teenaged girls dressed in the uniform of a very expensive private school, and in a normal voice which any people close by would have heard one of them said to the other, what is the difference between a cockerel and a prostitute, the other said I don't know, the answer was a Cockerel says Cocker doodle do, and the prostitute says any cock will do.

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

THE FARMER'S NEW ROOSTER

Farmer Isaac's favourite rooster dies. He needs to buy a new one, so
he goes to Farmer Joseph, a breeder, where he explains his situation.
"I need the best rooster you have, he must get easily aroused and have a lot of stamina".

Farmer Joseph offers him his most expensive, strong, healthy bird for a huge sum, but also guarantees it has the best libido.

As soon as Farmer Isaac gets home, the rooster is immediately at work, servicing all the farmer’s 150 hens.
Farmer Isaac is very impressed,
Later in the day, at lunchtime, the rooster services every one of them again.

On the next day, the rooster has also mated with all the ducks on the farm, before the farmer has even woken up. Then, the rooster immediately goes on to mating with all the geese too.

Sadly, later the farmer finds his rooster lying on the ground, half dead, with vultures already circling overhead.
“You deserve that, you horny bastard!”, the farmer yells, "Wait tell I tell Joseph - I want my money back you useless bird!

The rooster opens one eye, points to the vultures and whispers, “Shhhh, they’re about to land!”

Lol, yes what a horny bastard! I wish I was in his place and mate with all the chicks. Hahaha I hope he's not expecting to mate with the vultures Hahaha.

 

[Veggiepatch]

Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the forest when she came across the Big Bad Wolf hiding behind a tree. The Big Bad Wolf looks up and bolts and hides behind a rock. Little Red Riding Hood follows him and he up and bolts again. This time, the Big Bad Wolf hides behind a log and again Little Red Riding Hood follows him. The Big Bad Wolf stands up and says "Will you stop following me! I'm trying to have a crap!"

 

[Emmy Im12]

THE FARMER'S NEW ROOSTER

Farmer Isaac's favourite rooster dies. He needs to buy a new one, so
he goes to Farmer Joseph, a breeder, where he explains his situation.
"I need the best rooster you have, he must get easily aroused and have a lot of stamina".

Farmer Joseph offers him his most expensive, strong, healthy bird for a huge sum, but also guarantees it has the best libido.

As soon as Farmer Isaac gets home, the rooster is immediately at work, servicing all the farmer’s 150 hens.
Farmer Isaac is very impressed,
Later in the day, at lunchtime, the rooster services every one of them again.

On the next day, the rooster has also mated with all the ducks on the farm, before the farmer has even woken up. Then, the rooster immediately goes on to mating with all the geese too.

Sadly, later the farmer finds his rooster lying on the ground, half dead, with vultures already circling overhead.
“You deserve that, you horny bastard!”, the farmer yells, "Wait tell I tell Joseph - I want my money back you useless bird!

The rooster opens one eye, points to the vultures and whispers, “Shhhh, they’re about to land!”

 

[Emmy Im12]

Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the forest when she came across the Big Bad Wolf hiding behind a tree. The Big Bad Wolf looks up and bolts and hides behind a rock. Little Red Riding Hood follows him and he up and bolts again. This time, the Big Bad Wolf hides behind a log and again Little Red Riding Hood follows him. The Big Bad Wolf stands up and says "Will you stop following me! I'm trying to have a crap!"