[SirExton]

The eyes have it​

A fisherman was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and a gorgeous woman was sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down but lacked the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it back.

'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman said as she popped her eye back in place. 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you.'

They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards, they went to the theatre, followed by drinks. They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his. She listened to him with interest.

After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The bloke was amazed. Everything had been so incredible!

'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every bloke you meet?'

'No,' she replies...

'You just happened to catch my eye.'

 

[Dennis]

Good One.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What do you call a baby whale? A little squirt.

 

[Macs-241]

Best joke ever Loved it

 

[Brody]

Sir Exton that was a very interesting Story Line with enough turns to keep the interest moving in the right direction.
The punch line was classy and smart.
I really enjoyed this one. Thank you.

 

[chinkapook]

Funniest ever

 

[Macarj]

Now that made me laugh

 

[Reet]

Very Clever!!

 

[Oitisme]

groans

 

[Brumbies]

Funny but an eye catcher