[Skipton]

The Dead Chook​

A golfer sliced a ball into a field of chickens,
striking one of the hens and killing it instantly.
He was understandably upset and sought out the farmer.
“I’m sorry,” he said, “my terrible tee shot
hit one of your hens and killed it. Can I replace the hen?”
“I don’t know about that,” replied the farmer, mulling it over.
“How many eggs a day do you lay?”

 

[Sethia Soliman]

HAHAHAHA! We need more of these. Really enjoy these types of jokes

 

[Xe]

Do you know how much a baby chicken costs?​

Neither do I, but I know they cheap cheap cheap.

 

[Not too old]

I don't like Fowl jokes, they're so poultry

 

[Ian1]

You know what they say: a laugh a day … mmm, you’re thinking: keeps the doctor away’? True, but it certainly puts (or keeps) you in a good mood for the day, right? Keep smiling!

 

[Face-to-face]

Short and sweet with a funny punchline. Look forward every morning to them.