[Luckyus]

The Congregation​

One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns. After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in offering. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate. A very quiet, elderly and saintly lady all the way in the back shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly, she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in thanks asked her to pick out three hymns. Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three handsomest men in the building and said, "I'll take him and him and him."

 

[Wandiwa]

Do you know what you call a bookclub that only studies one book?

Church.

 

[UNIT1000]

a good joke its older than me

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What did the glue say to the key? You wanna be in show biz, kid? Stick to me, I can open doors for you.

 

[Oaklegs]

There was a story about a gay vicar who also chose his hymns.

 

[Babster]

I really laughed at this joke

 

[BeautifulMousey]

a good joke its older than me

Well I haven't heard it before

 

[Luckyus]

a good joke its older than me

There was a story about a gay vicar who also chose his hymns.

Like the priest who chased the choirboy and caught him by the organ?

 

[Defiant540]

$1,000 doesn't exist???

 

[Reet]

Like the priest who chased the choirboy and caught him by the organ?

Naughty, but good!

 

[Defiant540]

Naughty, but good!

lol

 

[Ell Margery]

A $1,000 bill...??? Is there a $1,000 bill in circulation???
Should it read, a bundle of bills worth $1,000...???

 

[Mrtnst]

Sorry, not real - just a decorative item

 

[Nevertiki]

Not in Aus. In there was a $1000 note until 1969. Now discontinued. Shows how old the joke is …