[Observer]

Was that a ploy to make your wife look up into the sky while you have a sly scratch?

Oh and Merry Christmas young fella!

After all the years together, she got used to it and didn't bother looking up
Same to you and yours N.

 

[Ezzy]

Used to say to my wife occasionally when I had an urge to scratch, "Looks like it's going to rain"

How did she reply?

 

[Observer]

How did she reply?

She used to say, "Come here. I'll scratch them for you. " No guesses where things went after that

 

[Ezzy]

As we used to say in the army it is not the size of the weapon that matters it his how well you use it.

As new, done less than 50 km?

 

[Dennis]

How did she reply?

By getting her umbrella out

 

[Luckyus]

reading all articles reminds me of tools law of motion?

TOOLS LAWS OF MOTION.
-----------------------------
IF THE ANGLE OF THE DANGLE.
EQUALS THE HEAT OF THE MDAT.
THEN THE THROB OF THE KNOB.
MUST REMAIN CONSTANT.

 

[Observer]

reading all articles reminds me of tools law of motion?

TOOLS LAWS OF MOTION.
-----------------------------
IF THE ANGLE OF THE DANGLE.
EQUALS THE HEAT OF THE MDAT.
THEN THE THROB OF THE KNOB.
MUST REMAIN CONSTANT.

Nearly sounds like something that Spock would say

 

[Luckyus]

Nearly sounds like something that Spock would say

Who is Spock?

 

[Observer]

Who is Spock?

Spock is from Star Trek

 

[Ezzy]

reading all articles reminds me of tools law of motion?

TOOLS LAWS OF MOTION.
-----------------------------
IF THE ANGLE OF THE DANGLE.
EQUALS THE HEAT OF THE MDAT.
THEN THE THROB OF THE KNOB.
MUST REMAIN CONSTANT.

A tradesman where l did my apprenticeship used to say something similar. It went like this:-

THE ANGLE OF THE DANGLE IS USUALLY VERTICAL
BUT IT'S ALWAYS IN PROPORTION TO THE HEAT OF THE MEAT.

 

[Veggiepatch]

She used to say, "Come here. I'll scratch them for you. " No guesses where things went after that

"Oh shit!! I broke a nail...."

Passion went out the window.

 

[Luckyus]

Spock is from Star Trek

I am familiar with Ben Spock, the baby doctor, but failed to see any connection. Any way hope you had a pleasant Christmas, also you have a prosperous and profitable New Year.

 

[Observer]

I am familiar with Ben Spock, the baby doctor, but failed to see any connection. Any way hope you had a pleasant Christmas, also you have a prosperous and profitable New Year.

With reference to Spock, it would only be for those that know.
Christmas was good thank you, with all the family of some 60 getting together.
Hope yours was enjoyable also and wishing you all the best for 2024.

 

[Luckyus]

A tradesman where l did my apprenticeship used to say something similar. It went like this:-

THE ANGLE OF THE DANGLE IS USUALLY VERTICAL
BUT IT'S ALWAYS IN PROPORTION TO THE HEAT OF THE MEAT.

Ah the good old days when you used to stick it under a branch to stop you pissing in your eyes. Now you have to hang it over the branch to stop from pissing on your boots?

 

[Ezzy]

Ah the good old days when you used to stick it under a branch to stop you pissing in your eyes. Now you have to hang it over the branch to stop from pissing on your boots?

Where l did my apprenticeship we had a rail at the urinal. No chance of splinters.

 

[Luckyus]

Where l did my apprenticeship we had a rail at the urinal. No chance of splinters.

Interesting, how polished was the rail?

 

[Ezzy]

Interesting, how polished was the rail?

Galvanized iron pipe.